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  • 97 83
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 28, 10 at 8:39am
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    No wonder you turned out so fucking retarted

    • 63 64
      Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Jul 3, 10 at 9:16pm
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      ... "retarted" ... \nJus'say'n'.

  • 85 63
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 28, 10 at 12:20pm
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    But she only lets me bang her when she's high...

  • 79 54
    Submitted by peterteamrowski on Jun 28, 10 at 10:21am
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    I've sold weed to parents before, awkward.

  • 77 64
    Submitted by fleischer911 on Jun 28, 10 at 9:02am
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    No some of us have jobs.

  • 72 61
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 28, 10 at 12:46pm
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    That's when you snatch her stash and smoke it yourself in spite...

  • 68 61
    Submitted by ashPOON_sucks on Jun 28, 10 at 7:47pm
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    I have to yell at my best friend for this exact same thing

  • 66 74
    Submitted by missjordynx3 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:43am
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    What a fucking dumbass!

  • 74 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 7:12am
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    First

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 12:11pm
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    These Pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • 61 81
    Submitted by honda555 on Jun 28, 10 at 7:35am
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    wish my mum would do that

  • 57 87
    Submitted by NYSE on Jun 28, 10 at 10:23am
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    Aren't all people?

  • 60 93
    Submitted by Domo929 on Jun 28, 10 at 7:28am
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    Second, I think were the only ones awake cause we were drunk last night, that's depressing

  • 4 5
    Submitted by ariloa on Jan 5, 13 at 2:00am
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    #storyofmylife