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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?

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(516): View more from New York

I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook

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(541): View more from Oregon

After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.

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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...

(541): View more from Oregon

Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?

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(541): View more from Oregon

Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?

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I was just power-washing my vagina.

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(541): View more from Oregon

His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.

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(916): View more from California

He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.

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