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(253): View more from Washington

at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.

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(936): View more from Texas

If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.

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(616): View more from Michigan

This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(210): View more from Texas

Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points

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(914): View more from New York

I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.

(802): View more from Vermont

So basically you were a dog.

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