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  I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.

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• If you smell like Jager you already smell like penis. And no, it doesn't matter which gender.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:26am

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• camels and plan b are my faves

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:54am

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• not to be a french grammar nazi, but its Eau

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:13am

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• Camels? Will you marry me?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:35am

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• Is this really funny? Its a carbon copy of half the stuff on this site.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:59am

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• this sounds like the only plan i ever have

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:01am

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• whooa, this was my weekend. do i have a twin?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:23pm

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• oh i know that one!! personal fave!! minus the plan b though.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:58am

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• ...or birth control and not act like a whore?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:09am

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• ...man juice maybe?!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:32pm

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• hahah who ever thinks this girl is a whore..this is mass..this is EVERY GIRLS saturday morning! and if it isn't, last night was uneventful.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:58pm

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• mmm, camels

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:42am

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• smell like penis? never heard that one before. balls maybe, but not penis. nh.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:03am

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• i read this and thought.... this has to be the north shore.... and it is.... stuff hasnt changed since i moved to WA. lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:32am

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• i know right 7:11! doesn't anyone use condoms anymore?!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:07am

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• Should have read this before last night.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:58pm

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• you girls you need to stop using plan b as birth control... be smart and either get on birth control or use a condom or stop having sex if your so dumb

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:41pm

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• Camels ftw

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 11:25am

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• Were is this girl located...Need to meet up with her.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:53am

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• i get these texts from the same girl once a weekend...thats bad 1:42, penis most deff has a smell

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:43pm

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• Oh look, another post about Plan B.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:11am

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• ahhh, my favorite perfume. au de morning after.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:45am

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• sounds kinda skankish if you ask me...still kinda amusing tho

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:14pm

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• ..or take it in the ass? no one ever got knocked up from taking one in the pooper

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:04am

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• Typical massachusetts college WHORE. Def not gf material, ha.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:01am

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• Will you marry me

  Submitted by micp3249 on Sep 9, 11 at 3:58am

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• Sounds like an awesome night to me, I love it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:16pm

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• This one is stupid ... and most likely a FAKE.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:31pm

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• i got you sliping on my swag shoes...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:02am

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• If you smell like Jager, you ARE a penis. And celebrity deaths are still funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:57pm

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• finally someone who aggrees that penis has a smell...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:42pm

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• Then what a sad world it is when the only proof of an eventful night is not remembering it, but thinking "cool, I smell like a stranger and might be pregnant"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:54am

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• how can a penis not have a smell? it excretes fluids and spends the majority of its time under boxers/pants.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:04pm

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