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  • 88 69
    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 12, 11 at 2:05pm

    Then she said "In the shower I'm sorry sounded just like 'punch me in the face and crush my balls"

  • 81 61
    Submitted by deee on Aug 12, 11 at 1:55pm

    golden shower. nice.

  • 72 55
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 12, 11 at 5:34pm

    -insert R. Kelly joke here-

  • 72 68
    Submitted by porksword on Aug 12, 11 at 3:15pm

    Stay golden!

  • 60 55
    Submitted by swt27 on Aug 12, 11 at 1:44pm

    It happens

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Gbons on Aug 12, 11 at 1:38pm

    How unfortunate

  • 58 58
    Submitted by alexs99 on Aug 12, 11 at 2:03pm

    is that you Sandy Vietze?

  • 70 83
    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 12, 11 at 6:05pm

    Wingchinfighter, learn how to fucking count. You weren't "first" dipshit. Not that anyone gives a flying fuck, but you were eighth. That's the number that comes after 7, which is coincidentally the number of times your mother tried somewhat unsuccessfully to abort you as a fetus.

  • 52 55
    Submitted by anonymouseketeer on Aug 12, 11 at 1:37pm

    Wow. That's just too funny.

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Don_Pene on Aug 15, 11 at 6:46am

    Same scenario, turns out this chick said "please thank my nice class before you come on over to my place." \nShe was 86.\nIt could happen to anyone.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by mamasugartots on Aug 14, 11 at 10:47pm

    Fake

  • 55 75
    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 12, 11 at 4:17pm

    This is the remix edition to the song about pissin'

  • 47 72
    Submitted by wingchinfighter on Aug 12, 11 at 4:10pm

    First! A brand new take on golden shower!

  • 36 78
    Submitted by hockey_goali on Aug 13, 11 at 12:44pm

    W_T_F.. Lololol