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  • Submitted by goodhead50 on Oct 31, 11 at 9:07am

    So you left as a virgin do-gooder and returned as a drunk oompa loompa cum dumpster?

  • Submitted by JByrd825 on Oct 31, 11 at 11:25am

    Deduct 10 points from Gryfindor.

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    Submitted by polacke on Oct 31, 11 at 10:21am

    man, house gryffindor must have really lowered its standard.

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 31, 11 at 11:27am

    Harry Potter and Jersey Shore both aspire to find long wands!

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    Submitted by Mercen on Oct 31, 11 at 10:19am

    And as illustrated by both Jersey Shore and Harry Potter, leaving anything early is usually because of a sticky situation!

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    Submitted by famas on Oct 31, 11 at 9:44am

    Snooki loves smoosh smoosh

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      Submitted by kdogchatterbox on Oct 31, 11 at 1:28pm

      dear god every time i hear that, all i can think of is a guido kyle fighting off a orange rabbit looking snook lol

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        Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 2, 11 at 10:56pm

        then Matt Stone and Trey Parker have done their work well

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    Submitted by mik88 on Oct 31, 11 at 2:10pm

    Should have been a huffelpuff

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 31, 11 at 1:27pm

    I've never heard of anyone transferring to Hufflepuff before.

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      Submitted by AvaOfTheRose13 on Sep 30, 12 at 8:15pm

      It's not Hufflepuff...it's Snookiepuff.

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    Submitted by bigceaze on Oct 31, 11 at 2:34pm

    @goodhead: BEST EVER RESPONSE

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    Submitted by AvaOfTheRose13 on Sep 30, 12 at 8:13pm

    There's only a few possibilties: A.) Gryfindor has really lowered it's standards, B.) You were so wasted you just decided to swtich costumes with someone else who was drunk, C.) You are super screwed-up and now hated by all Harry Potter geeks or D.) you are the hero of everyone who hates Harry Potter. 'All Of the above' may or may not be an option.