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  • 77 47
    Submitted by CptnObvious on Aug 4, 11 at 9:50am

    I'd say you have quite a few steps before there is any chance of you getting laid.

  • 63 46
    Submitted by phrozenstare on Aug 5, 11 at 7:58pm

    When you do something like this you might be a redneck

  • 63 55
    Submitted by porksword on Aug 4, 11 at 11:48am

    Buy a porn mag while you're there, it's the closest you're gonna get.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by polishkid88 on Aug 4, 11 at 2:47pm

    And you wonder why your still a virgin

  • 49 51
    Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Aug 4, 11 at 4:51pm

    Then first what you need is a miracle.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by ghotipunx on Aug 4, 11 at 10:29am

    You need to stop being a tool. Getting laid won't help you.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by wingchinfighter on Aug 4, 11 at 2:39pm

    So sad. So pathetic. Smh

  • 33 34
    Submitted by jltc on Feb 16, 12 at 8:47pm

    That's sad, not funny. Actually sad.