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(763): View more from Minnesota

there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.

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(716): View more from New York

Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!

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(912): View more from Georgia

This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.

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(585): View more from New York

please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing

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(314): View more from Missouri

doooooooo herrrrrrrrr

(504): View more from Louisiana

I'm out of practice. be my yoda

(314): View more from Missouri

put your penis in her you must.

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(707): View more from California

I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever

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(516): View more from New York

I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss

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