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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:34pm

    I only put them in my butt cuz 5:26 likes them fudge coated !! ( big tone strikes again )

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:06pm

    I remember my first beer too kid

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    Submitted by summer69 on Mar 27, 10 at 11:16am

    Haha wow!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:05pm

    I used to do that with Teddy grahams

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:41am

    7:06 last time I heard that, I fell off my dinosaur

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:44pm

    Yes 5:35 but 5:26 is my son if he likes them fudge coated from my ass what's a dad to do!? ( big tone strikes again)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:48am

    Was LSD involved in the making of this text?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:12pm

    6:18 euthanasia is killing an animal in a certain way. Usually either gas or injection. So beheading wouldn't count, all.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:59pm

    that's not euthanization, it's decapitation.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:26pm

    i like gummie bears n my butt ! ( from the desk of the real big tone )

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:24pm

    Gummie bears r awesome no matter how u choose to eat them !! ( from the desk of the real big tone)

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    Submitted by Smophie on May 30, 11 at 5:21pm

    I have to try that, LMFAO\nI can just imagine someone doing that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:38pm

    one of the greatest texts ive ever heard. i cant stop laughing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:51pm

    Seventeenth!! lol What loser actually claims first? This text is funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:35pm

    5:34- You realize you did just admit to sticking them in your butt, right?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:01pm

    lmao - My favorite TFLN...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:14am

    So much freaking win!!!! but the one guy's right...it is technically decapitation =p but still....SO MUCH WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:03pm

    wuts uethenziaed ? is thar penis ? ! ( from the desk of big tone )

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:48am

    hahahahaha. this was a good one. i can see that happening too

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:18pm

    euthanization 1) is not reserved for animals..ever hear of Dr. kevorkian? 2) It is defined as the extermination of a life that with the "euthanizee's" permission and favor 3) I have a belly full of white dog crap and now you lay this shit on me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:14pm

    This is my all time fav... High much? LOL

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:18pm

    5:03 to euthanize is to put down (kill) an animal

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:08am

    hahaha im high this is funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:17pm

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAH for all of these texts, i just imagine everything described happening. that makes it ten times funnier. this one is no exception.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:54pm

    I once put gummy bears in a series of different sex positions. This sounds like fun, though.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:18am

    4:41 Win for quoting Step Brothers!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:44pm

    Dear 9:32, I'm the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff. I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff. I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch. I'm the Shakespeare of enormous cock. I'm the Hellen Keller of having sex...no wait that's a Bad example.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:18pm

    euthanasia is just mercy killing. if its fast and painless, i think beheading would count.