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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:20pm

    1:38 Will you help me sober up?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:51pm

    Whoever wrote this text might just be my soulmate.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:38pm

    It's a myth that coffee sobers you up, it simply makes you a wide awake drunk. The only proven thing that sobers you up is protein. So ladies suck a cock, swallow, and you're good! gracias : )

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:42pm

    1:38..thanks for the lesson from high school. you tool

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:01pm

    2:42 You really think they would teach kids who are supposed to be under 21 (sadly prob not the case for you) that protein helps sober you up when you're not supposed to be drinking in the first place? Who's the tool? Fuckin idiot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:30pm

    Coffee just makes u have the serious drunk shits the day after!!! UGH

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:48pm

    I'm almost positive 10:15 is my brother.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:44pm

    I hate New Jersey, but you can't deny the awesome that is this text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:24pm

    AMEN FIFTH!!!! Win Win Win Win Win Win Winner!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:27am

    All about Jersey! And for those who call it a shithole, rep your state and all start bangin' out some crap about it. Anywhere under DC, no need for reply, WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:00pm

    north jersey for the fucking win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:58pm

    i dont like coffee, but i do like this text.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:18pm

    Meh. More of a MLIA.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:39pm

    Coffee helps with hangovers.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 8:12pm

    haha got to love the 973 <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:58pm

    Coffee does not help my nausea when I am actually hungover. However, when I go to work still drunk it fixes me right up!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:15pm

    but God doesn't exist...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:38pm

    I'm second that 1:51. who ever wrote this needs to be my baby daddy =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:02pm

    JERSEY BABBBBIIIEEEE!!!!! JESRSEY ROX MY SOX!!!! JERSEY IS DA SHIT!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:38am

    amen. oh ya jersey is a shithole..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:14pm

    Coffee is surely not helping much this morning. FML.

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    Submitted by menda on Apr 25, 10 at 1:17am

    No it's not. Leave God out of your hellish habits.