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  • 97 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:18am

    i always thought the pterodactyl is when you're fucking and out of nowhere the person on top grabs the sheets, screams "CAW CAW" and then goes back to fucking like nothing ever happened.

  • 91 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:45am

    oh so its called the pterodactyl? megapartycunt here, and i've been doing this for yearsss, but never knew it had a name!

  • 99 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:16am

    averagepartycunt evolves to megapartycunt. It's pokemon for people who fail to grasp irony.

  • 84 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:23pm

    actually 10:04, it was called being a whore.

  • 86 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:03pm

    I think if I ever did this I would feel terrible about myself as a person, I'm not gonna lie

  • 78 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:15pm

    Everyone on this website is a whore 10:23, what's your point? Otherwise we wouldn't be here, except for the people who can't get any.

  • 80 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:59am

    The person that posted this listens to the Jason Ellis show. WIN.

  • 84 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:13pm

    This is called Pterodactyl porn because of a video that used to be online (which I can no longer find). This picture is the best I can do: google pterodactyl porn and scroll down to the ebaum's link "pterodactyl porn picture". Should explain things. -VCU student

  • 77 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:25pm

    im really hoping i don't know any of the people in this text

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:30pm

    that takes coordination...

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:48am

    Which one of you went to Elon?

  • 70 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:06pm

    I bet her Daddy is just SO proud of her now.

  • 66 61
    Submitted by greekfreak757 on Mar 16, 10 at 2:37am

    Hahaha its funny that I was probably the person he heard this from - greekfreak

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:00am

    dying seagull is cruel, this one's more just .... funny. Like really really I hope I see it funny.

  • 73 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:55pm

    what an amateur! DYING SEAGULL girl takes it in the mouth vag n ass while jerking two guys. yep.

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:49pm

    I don't see what that has to do with giant winged dinosaurs.

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 8:19pm

    12:47 You call it friendship, I call bisexuality. So does the rest of the world

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:15pm

    Also, why automatically assume 10:04 is female? It couldn't have been a dude who's done this? Wtf?

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:09pm

    yea so where exactly were these kinds of girls at the parties i went too

  • 76 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:52pm

    i think it's funny that 3 guys want to get naked together and watch each other get off. cock party anyone?

  • 75 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:08am

    hey 12:47......what?? go to school and learn some grammar.

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:04pm

    Yeah, I've done this, but it was never called the pterodactyl. It was just making the most of what's there.

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:48am

    12:56 thats the point...the flap their wings and dont move anywhere...

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:56pm

    9:42 Actually no you have to be paid to be a PROSTITUTE, a whore is just synonomous with slut

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:31pm

    i know a girl who's signature move was the starfish.... basically the pterodactyl + 2...

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 6:03am

    This manouver is call a Screaming Eagle. Just to straighten things out.

  • 73 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:16pm

    so, the two guys on the "wings" part of this move just get to stare at each other as they both get off?

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:29am

    LOL @ evolution of partycunt. I'm gonna add that word to my T9.

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:44pm

    10:23, couldve have said it better myself

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:02am

    omg LOLFRYied hilarious

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:15am

    the tearodactul= girl blows 3 guys in a row, guys poop on her

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:53pm

    jerking movement of the arms is supposed to be like the wings flapping...

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 10:47am

    How is a girl having sex with more than one people making her a whore. Women are physically designed to be able to have sex with more than one partner at once. It's Darwinian. Men having sex with more than one female is stupid because they only have one penis. Women have LOTS of holes. Why aren't more women taking advantage of their orifices?

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 3:57am

    also known as the Spastic Eagle

  • 72 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:29pm

    10:23, i'm still laughing!

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:38am

    I've also heard it referred to as the Flying Penguin. Nice moves. Unless you are the guy on the couch who didn't get picked to play.

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:24pm

    its more like the girl is in the middle facing the guy she is blowing with two guys facing each side of her getting jerked. see it now??

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:46pm

    Actually the word whore suggests payment was involved.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:38am

    it's called ski poling

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 10:19pm

    uh, a blowjob without hand motion is worthless. I'm a chick. I give great head, so I know these things.

  • 69 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:55am

    That sounds delightful

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:55pm

    i get it its the flintstones. yabbaddabbadoo! i think barney used to fuck pterodactyls. shit that's a fucked up word.

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:47pm

    in bedrock, fred barney and bambam lined up on a wall with betty on her knees. i think i saw that on an episode when i was a kid.

  • 65 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:24pm

    Lots of classless whores out there these days. I prefer two women on me in private than three dudes on one broad in public.

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:43am

    Flinstones? Seriously? It's a porn clip - learn how to google

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:46am

    It is also called the 'air tight ski pole'. Courtesy of Bubba the Love Sponge.

  • 61 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:42am

    Actually 10:23, you have to get paid to be a whore.

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:06pm

    I have lost all hope for this generation.