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  • 73 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:58am

    *cue Gob's awesome routine music from Arrested Development*

  • 71 63
    Submitted by SpikeJones on Mar 10, 10 at 2:01am

    The final countdown!

  • 79 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:51am

    only if you are alliance approved.

  • 75 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:01am

    I'm a magic assistant and know a little bit myself (only because it's a good source of money) and sleight of hand is actually really fucking helpful in pulling off shenanigans

  • 81 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:53am

    i think u'r wrong.. magicians are boring..

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:11pm

    it ain't easy bein whiteeeeeeeeee it ain't easy beinn brownnnnnn

  • 75 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:45pm

    It's not a trick, it's an illusion! A trick is something a whore does for money.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:35am

    Yes 9:26, but remember how HIS foray into shoplifting went?

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:45am

    I'm a magician and it's not really that easy to shoplift. I've tried and I mean even at the proffesional level, you still need a lot of assistance with tricks and in stores you can't control where the cameras or audience are. Also, setting off an alarm in a store still happens even if you can hide something. There's not much magic to get those things off, especially the ones with ink inside of them! What a pain!

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:43pm

    arrested development! god show.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:41pm

    They did it on arrested development... but Gob sucked at it...

  • 66 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:50pm

    i am a magician! and it is easy! hahahaha!

  • 20 28
    Submitted by yewinnhard on May 9, 12 at 8:55am

    Or if you had an invisibility cloak.