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  Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.

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• I think if you say that, and the girl says "Predecons, TERRORIZE!" you've found yourself a keeper.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:05pm

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• hahahaha, i think you should have known they wouldn't appreciate that but it's hilarious! i want to "beast mode!" a hot chick right now!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:54am

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• 10:55 - let's do it, i'll take an early lunch

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:58am

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• Only cool if you donkey punch her right after

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:53am

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• sweet sweet beast wars reference

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:01am

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• lmao I would love it!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:50pm

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• OMG i laughed so hard when i read this. but if a guy ever said it to me when we were at it, i wouldn't kno whether to punch him or die laughing ahaha. August 19, 2009 12:33PM that would be my exact reaction. id actually probably turn around like "what are you doing? fuck me already" haha ps: this would be nassau county<3 gotta love it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:29pm

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• 10:58 if shes down to fuck a random online im sure shed be down for a threesome haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:46pm

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• OMG i laughed so hard when i read this. but if a guy ever said it to me when we were at it, i wouldn't kno whether to punch him or die laughing ahaha.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:33pm

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• you can beast mode me baby!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:55am

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• im not a transformer gangirl, but transformer dorks are hot!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:25am

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• is that true 11:14? if so i'm going to berkeley to get some

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:18am

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• If he chooses not to join us 3:40... We can party without him. I'm in 678.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:33am

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• im not a transformer fangirl at all, but something just turns me on about a transformer dork.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:23am

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• ... Too old i guess, thought this was an "altered beast" reference...arcade/sega style!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:55am

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• Could've been worse. I mean, he could've exclaimed something about making her scream, "Primus, yes!" in the sack, right?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:10am

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• i think any lady would laugh and then say make the beast scream, baby!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 5:00pm

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• lmao, did you get that from the video game "bloody roar" ?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:04am

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• LOL LOL LOL!!1 NEVER GO FULL RETARD, CHAMP!!! LUUULZ!!! HE. WILL. NEVER. GET. LAID. AGAIN. 1-2-3-4-INTENSE PELVIC THRUSTING NEVERNOMORE!!! GOOOOOOOOO FORCED ABSTINENCE BY WAY OF NEGATIVE SEXUAL REPUTATION!!! AND I'M SPENT!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:57am

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• 3:40 here.....reppppinnn the 613!...8:33, I'm in ;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:43am

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• 11:57... whenever you reply to a thread? it's obvious it's you and we all get a little stupider.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:31pm

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• This one got a roar of laughs when I read it out at my office. It'll never die!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:44pm

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• I'd love it. Rough sex say what?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:46am

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• Fuck yeah I would! I'd have to take a few seconds to laugh, but then I'd think it was great!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:37pm

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• I'd appreciate it

  Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Aug 16, 10 at 12:00pm

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• 2:46 some girls are into that, some aren't. Also depends on if it's MFM or FMF.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:59pm

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• 10:55 - 10:58 here, missed each other last night. I can get off early but I don't get "off" too quickly. You can definitely finish.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:25am

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• thats the funniest shit ive ever read on here!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:32am

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• I'm glad to know that Mr. Lynch is using his time productively while on suspension from the NFL.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:58pm

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• Clearly not a Golden Bear. Any CAL girl would have loved that shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:14am

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• Hahahaha ohh my god thats amazing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:07pm

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• this guy just doesn't meet girls that appreciate good humor. a legit girl would of growled or roared or something. HAHAHAH. Beast mode makes everything better.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:08pm

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• HAHAHHA! Fuckin amazing is all i can say.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:19am

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• would Marshawn Lynch get royalties of you did that?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:17pm

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• Some girls have no taste...I salute you sir

  Submitted by bussmann44 on May 6, 10 at 7:13pm

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• To: 10:55 & 10:58....Care to make it a threesome? You know, give "beast mode" a whole new meaning?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:40am

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• She should have responded with, "Oh you just wait...."

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:13am

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• i think "Yes, my queen!" might've gotten a better reaction, but i'd go with "For the colony!" lolol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:28pm

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• HAHA, that's awesome!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:56am

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• 2:31 I definitely agree. Glad they type in all caps so I can ignore them.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 5:02pm

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• *laughs* I think I need to meet you *eyes her beast wars collection* but yeah, any girl that gets offended from that just isnt any fun XD

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 8:56am

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• 10:58 How early is your early lunch? signed 10:55

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:28am

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• 3:40 and 10:55 i'll gladly step in for him and make it a threesome... I can get to 678, what area code are you from 10:55? I'm in 708, we should meet somewhere in the middle.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:09am

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• Definitely inspired by the FML post about "beast mode"

  Submitted by ebrid on Oct 19, 11 at 1:37am

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• Just don't get "off" too early. I get to finish too, or no deal. signed 10:55

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 5:01pm

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• Hey 10:55, 10:58 here. Missed your message before but I can get out early

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:38pm

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• I love Nassau County...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:12pm

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• yea dude that's bloody roar... it's an oldschool PS1 game instant classic

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:09am

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• LMAO, god damn that made my day.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:44pm

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• 3:40 here...also a girl ;) LET'S DO THIS!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:50pm

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• 3:40 - I don't know if that's her thing, you have to ask

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:25am

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• @11:46 it don't get no better than solid

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:54am

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• this is 10:55. I feel very sad I missed your three way conversation. I'm a girl. And hell yes I'm in.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:49pm

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• I don't believe it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:25pm

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• Oh. I would have laughed!

  Submitted by MadMariah on Oct 9, 11 at 5:59pm

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• Nah 11:04 and 11:09, Beast Mode is from "Beast Wars" transformers.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:37am

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• OMG I love how ppl are using this to arrange hook ups. You sex addicts! HA! :)

  Submitted by MadMariah on Oct 9, 11 at 6:05pm

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• dude... my boyfriend would do that kinda turns me on

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:06am

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• Things to remember: most people that say they do goofy fucking crap like this have never seen a vagina in the first goddamned place.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:23pm

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• no kiddies that would be transformers beast wars cartoon and anyone that knows that is a dork like me

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:06am

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