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  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 8:50pm

    8:48 why don't you. this guy is having a bad day and your a dick for making it worse.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:57pm

    Can't vote until I know the degree to which it was burnt

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:34pm

    The interesting part is, I pretty much did the exact same thing....weird! Only good thing was the Twins win!

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 7:24am

    Today's fine. Maybe you suck.

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:33am

    Wish I went back to sleep I agree today sucks!!

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:12am

    I'm going back to bed because I don't have class today, so in the words of Ice Cube "today was a good day." there is so much animosity on this site! everyone just needs to get super fucked up and get laid

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:31am

    haha i read this pretty much top to bottom, by far the funniest convo on tfln

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:21pm

    Like you fuckers never had a bad day. Go fuck off off all of you.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:40pm

    Where's The Funny Part?

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 7:28am

    hahah totally agree with this

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:43pm

    fuck you motherfucking fuckers!!

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:13am

    just one of those days lol.

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:09pm

    I got some meat for you to eat, motherfucker.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:53pm

    9:42 is gonna cry in a corner

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:48pm

    hahahaha @9:42 whacha gonna do now?

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:31pm

    aw, 9:42 is probably crying ;(

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:15pm

    10:48, 10:51 and 11:21- due to the fact that you are all assured that you can kick each other's asses without knowing what other's asses look like, I've arrived at the conclusion that you are all quite badass and I most likely could not kick any of your asses.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:12pm

    10:51 I could kick your ass

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:02pm

    What kind of pizza was it? That's a vital piece of information that needs to be known before I determine whether this is a good or bad night

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:19pm

    this text really did make me sad =(

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:58am

    1:56 quit being a douche bag

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 8:48pm

    Geezzzz...stick your head in the fucking oven loser

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:16am

    LMFAO!!!! CLASSIC, Absolutely Classic!

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:14pm

    11:13 I could kick your ass

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:53am

    11:36 I could suck your dick.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:44am

    this is the saddest thing I've read in a long time. i have major sympathy for the OP

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:51pm

    10:48 I could kick your ass

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:11am

    2:14 again 8:45 u better be Laffing AT 9:42 and NOT WITH 9:42! Lol Wow ppl r crazy nowadays! -Lucky

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:14am

    9:42= dumbass and 10:44-11:15 I'll kick all ur asses! Jk it's prolly the same person trying to be funyy so that's stupid. But still... 9:42 = dumbass! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:42pm

    rofl ive done this before... dont laugh :[

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:12pm

    Order domino's next time

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:13pm

    11:12 I could kick your ass

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:56pm

    Damn I can only imagine what happens when you burn your steak. I just hope I'm not there

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:21pm

    We've all had those days!

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:39pm

    That sounds like something i would do

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:02am

    So sad!! Lazy piece of shit . . .

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:53am

    It's not who you know that gets you posted but who you blow

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:28am

    hahaah, this was me about a week ago

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:41pm

    This made me laugh.

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:22pm

    Ok seriously? You post this but not any of the texts I have submitted? This isnt even funny!!!

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:03am

    i think this is funny.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:43pm

    10:44. Why are you even reading these if they are shitty?

  • 44 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:34am

    hey do you live in st.cloud minnesota?

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:36pm

    11:15 is very logical.

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:13pm

    I don't know who failed worse: 9:40 (1) for not recognizing sarcasm, or 9:40 (1) for not posting early enough.

  • 29 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:55am

    WTF update this shit

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:17pm

    9:42 is a fucking loser

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:26pm

    I agree, I have submitted much funnier texts that did't get posted, doesn't make sense!

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 7:02pm

    This 2:14 again... 2:22 is a dumbass just like 9:42 and I agree with 2:31, I definately agree with 7:24 and I think 9:12 is just grumpy cuz he wants to get laid. And 6:49... U better not be on the same side as 9:42! -lucky

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:19am

    i woke up drunk and made a philly cheese steak at 8am, personally i think thats a better story

  • 41 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:49pm

    9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42

  • 36 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:15pm

    11:14 I could kick your ass

  • 34 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:16pm

    others'*, sorry for the typo

  • 41 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:09pm

    I hope you left the oven on so you can burn

  • 25 55
    Submitted by KilroyWasHere on Apr 6, 10 at 3:40pm

    I hate those days...

  • 34 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:20pm

    @ 10:13: you for saying 9:40 (1) twice

  • 28 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:48pm

    10:44 I could kick ur ass

  • 39 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:37pm

    i had a great day i won 500 bucks on the scratch of lottery thing

  • 27 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:04pm

    Haha this ones really funny

  • 34 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:52pm

    haha i left a pot of ramen noodles on the stove last night... I had to throw the pot out

  • 25 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:44pm

    all of you fucking fucks with no fucking life and lameass fucking shitty texts. fuck you

  • 28 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:04pm

    I think 9:42 just went back to bed.

  • 29 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 3:08pm

    Hey 10:20. Wtf is tlfn? Last time I checked it was tfln

  • 32 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:20am

    woke up. checked tlfn, they sucked. im going back to bed cuz today sucks