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(812): View more from Indiana

I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force

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(859): View more from Kentucky

While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.

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(214): View more from Texas

I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.

(1-214): View more from Texas

that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary

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(503): View more from Oregon

my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"

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(415): View more from California

how hairy? two words: wookie tits

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(315): View more from New York

My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'

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