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  • 95 71
    Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Feb 21, 10 at 4:14am

    Have the baby shower, throw her down the stairs, and then sell all the gifts on ebay. Now that's what I call being thrifty

  • 75 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:10am

    Defintely throw me!

  • 73 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:23am

    Raux. Music to fuck too

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:04am

    You should gargle my unborns.. Atleast we won't have a pregnancy scare.

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:13am

    Messagenow is where it's at. beccy;)

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:38am

    You can't even spell disgusting so shut the fuck up. It's a damn joke.

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:10am

    No one else wants to say it, but REALLY

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:45am

    Honestly, you think the projects are bad you obviously haven't met the middle class white girls who willingly sees abortion as the sultion to never wearing a condom.

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:12am

    Hahaha

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:14am

    Apparently no one realizes they were children once, what if your parents threw you down the stairs.

    • 59 68
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 21, 10 at 12:45pm

      We all realize it, but that's not funny at all.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:32pm

    Don't worry little nlgg the govt will pay for your foostamps

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:29pm

    It's the girl choice what she wants to do so everyone should just fuck off. Just worry about you

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:44pm

    oi would throw your baby in the shower! love you nitch

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:58am

    I feel ya.. Our convo was... " unlikley but if the pill doesn't work and I get pregant what do you want me to do" ....response " come over at once and fall down the stairs repeatedly

    • 64 55
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 21, 10 at 12:50pm

      "You know what room would be perfect for this? The MC Escher room!"

  • 70 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:43am

    You're diagusting at how trivially you treat such a serious issue.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:06am

    Fuck you you conservative fucks stay the hell away from comedy and be boring somewhere else fuckers

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:47am

    Everyone saying how it shouldve Been adorted clearly deserve lethal injection. By the way, I'm Liberal and definately not conservative but abortion is sick.

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:40am

    Shut the fuck up 5:14 or I'll push you down the stairs like your parents should've

    • 61 70
      Submitted by artnerd on Feb 21, 10 at 3:03pm

      You're getting your insults mixed up....

    • 56 64
      Submitted by boywonder07 on Feb 21, 10 at 9:44pm

      someone is a little upset.... must be the girl who is PREGO!

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:00am

    Best one ever.

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:15am

    Stairs with a rusty coat hanger up there.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by kaylinisfamous on May 3, 11 at 2:36am

    Haha. First.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by artnerd on Feb 21, 10 at 3:07pm

    Pushing down the stairs is too abusive, just google chemical abortion, you can get most of that in a pharmacy.\n(Or you know, be mature enough to go get the abortion)

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:13am

    I bet this stuff happens in the projects daily. They are Always preggo

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:13am

    Ugh I think I'm pregnant there are signs everywhere. Somebody please push me down the stairs

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:31pm

    My ex gf got preggo twice on purpose trying to keep me around! Sorry to say but twice I had to take care of it. A shoulder while wrestling works best or a head butt to the FUPA!!!

    • 62 63
      Submitted by artnerd on Feb 21, 10 at 3:06pm

      Dude, if your ex did that twice before you left, thank you for not letting your pathetic genetic coding get out into the world and go kill yourself now. You can do no good for humanity so just die already.

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:45pm

    So fucked up!!!

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:39pm

    12:31 that is so horrible!!!

  • 38 64
    Submitted by mbourret1015 on Mar 1, 11 at 2:48pm

    Real sarcasm.