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  • 79 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:43am
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    I agree BUT if all you could get is an ugly girl you must not be too good looking yourself

  • 80 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:42am
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    Have you ever thought that maybe you're the ugly one and she's pity fucking you?

  • 62 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 5:10pm
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    i can almost gaurentee this guy is uglier than he thinks...

  • 53 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:45am
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    Have you ever thought that maybe you're the ugly one and she's pity fucking you?

  • 45 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:35am
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    Greedy moped category

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:03pm
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    .... the ugly girl is not worth the stress in the future.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:49am
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    OP- WOW... just wow. maybe you shouldn't be desperate enough to have sex with ugly girls. hmm??

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:45am
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    Bye slut. There are plenty that will just leave.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:46am
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    9:42 How do you know it was A+ dick?

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:37am
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    Haha this is great. " well Meg, youre what we call a practce girl"

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:45am
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    9:48 makes a valid point. Ugly chicks require less attention and are typically lighter on your bar tab. Fat girls however should never be taken home unless it is to chain them in the basement to protect society by preventing their infectious disease from spreading.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:50pm
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    She probably figured you were desperate for human interaction and thought to give you a pity-fuck and cuddle so you'd feel wanted for once.

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:52am
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    9:48 - you are what we call an ASSHOLE

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:58am
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    But I DID keep the beer!

  • 22 12
    Submitted by miss_lauren on Aug 23, 11 at 9:07am
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    everyone is pretty when the lights are off. i'm fat and not beautiful, some guys are so superficial that they won't even talk to me. which is fine 'cause those guys suck in bed anyway. but, and i *know*, i'm not just claiming it, that i'm hot shit in bed. so, i feel sorry for OP and idiots like him

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:29am
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    i hope you didn't fuck her to good or next she will be sitting on your front porch at 2am when you roll home from the bar

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 5:47pm
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    yeah, kick her out. No excuse not to. That's why I like to go to their place so I can just leave and she has to sleep in the wet spot.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:46pm
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    if they are too ugly to put an arm around you probably shouldn't fuck them

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:37pm
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    don't fuck ugly chicks then

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:50am
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    Well, no good deed goes unpunished asshole.

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:20am
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    After you're done just say, man I haven't had sex like that since my last herpes outbreak!! Watch how fast they run, hehe...

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:31am
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    brilliant! greediness is a terrible thing

  • 27 39
    Submitted by kimberley3384 on Mar 27, 11 at 8:26am
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    This is pretty much the most obnoxious post I've ever had the displeasure of reading. Please jump in front of a bus.

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 5:52am
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    this is the most stupid shit i've ever heard

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:28am
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    12:58 No one cares about your low standards you damn whore.

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:07pm
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    I had the fat girl sitting on my steps waiting for me...with a 12 pack. Let her blow me, dumped my load, kicked her ass to the curb, and drank the beer.

  • 33 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:58am
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    Ok, ok, OKAY! I didn't kick her ass to the curb. After she swallowed, we fucked like fat little bunnies. THEN I kicked her out.