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  • Submitted by UCF06 on Apr 23, 10 at 3:36pm

    Plan B doesn't kill babies. It prevents pregnancy. If you're already knocked up, it won't work.

  • Submitted by This_Nigga on Apr 23, 10 at 9:11pm

    actually you neither killed a baby nor saved a tree since plan b prevents implantation and a tree was already killed to make the box. fail.

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      Submitted by Chuck_Blaeser on Apr 23, 10 at 9:36pm

      You're my favorite.

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      Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 24, 10 at 1:05pm

      ... the importance of recycling is that you reuse an already dead tree in order to prevent a new one from being cut down and being used. uhm, recycle knowledge fail.

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        Submitted by This_Nigga on Apr 27, 10 at 5:56pm

        have you ever heard of the phrase "reduce, reuse, recycle"? recycling is the LAST step one should take in reducing the consumption of resources.

  • Submitted by vengenzz on Apr 23, 10 at 3:44pm

    Really? Plan B doesn't terminate pregnancies. It prevents one from happening.

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 23, 10 at 8:33pm

    Plan b doesn't kill it prevents. If you're Not smart enough to know that then you shouldn't be having sex

  • Submitted by Dzi on Apr 23, 10 at 5:27pm

    This is going to turn into an 'is a fetus a human' whinefest, isn't it? *makes popcorn*

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      Submitted by Mattardz on Apr 24, 10 at 12:35pm

      im with you there

  • Submitted by kingkongkid on Apr 23, 10 at 4:52pm

    Where do half the people on here get their info about plan b??? Haha god I'm starting to lose faith in the intelligence of Americas youth.

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      Submitted by douchemonger on Apr 23, 10 at 7:52pm

      Good thing I never had any :) We Canadians go straight to the Plan B website lol

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    Submitted by Ninjalicious on Apr 24, 10 at 2:20am

    Guess u didn't use a condom. Have fun getting HIV

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 23, 10 at 11:46pm

    I think it was funny too. But I just felt Luke I needed to clear that up

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    Submitted by siaaaxox on Apr 24, 10 at 12:37am

    kill two birds with one stone :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 4:36pm

    It's actually a parasite. Eating your food using your body's nutrients. And by law it isn't a human until it breathes... When it's born.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 3:32pm

    3:30, it's a joke, don't be such a fucktard.

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    Submitted by drunkenmermaid09 on Apr 24, 10 at 4:22pm

    People complain about chicks getting abortions or preventing pregnancy, but bitch about having to pay for welfare and shit. Lose-Lose

  • Submitted by Dzi on Apr 23, 10 at 3:41pm

    Oh, lighten up people. That was funny as hell.

  • Submitted by guidette79 on Apr 23, 10 at 3:33pm

    killing babies isn't funny

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    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 23, 10 at 6:45pm

    ... Save the world, congratz

  • Submitted by missjesika on Apr 24, 10 at 1:51am

    Shut the fuck up everyone and stop taking it literally. It's funny. The end

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    Submitted by barbie26 on Apr 23, 10 at 8:36pm

    It doesn't kill anything it prevents dumb people

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    Submitted by oobrey on Apr 24, 10 at 2:37am

    Plan B prevents egg from attaching to the wall of the uterus, it could have been fertalized before that point, and depending on your views that could be considered an abortion.

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    Submitted by ceeweezle on Apr 28, 10 at 3:33am

    This I'd going in my favorite quotes on fb :)

  • Submitted by frogspit86 on Apr 23, 10 at 5:02pm

    Haha dead baby joke!!

  • Submitted by Michguy on Apr 23, 10 at 4:19pm

    It's only a baby after it's born

  • Submitted by FFFFFFUU on Apr 23, 10 at 3:36pm

    That's earth day dedication right there.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 1:49am

    That's fucked up

  • Submitted by communistcanada on Apr 23, 10 at 3:52pm

    Killing babies isn't funny but they go great and sandwhiches

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    Submitted by DiMpLeZ27 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:14pm

    ThisNigga's right... Plan B works like the pill, stops an egg from being released or stops it from implanting...

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    Submitted by pandasarecute420 on Apr 23, 10 at 5:18pm

    That's messed up!

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    Submitted by umstrack on Apr 24, 10 at 5:59pm

    Thts fucked up thinking

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 23, 10 at 11:48pm

    9:11- But technically another tree wouldve been killed for whatever the box was recycled to be so actually you failed

  • Submitted by kingkongkid on Apr 23, 10 at 4:14pm

    Ufc and vengenz.. Keep believing plan b doesn't terminate pregnancies... It's a complex hormonal drug that woul clearly have too be too dumbed down for you to understand. Still... The text is funny as shit. Nice work

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      Submitted by douchemonger on Apr 23, 10 at 5:39pm

      I love self righteous smartypants who think no one else on the interwebs understands how hormonal regulation works. Besides - it says clearly on the Plan B website that it will not affect existing pregnancies. I would roll my degree up and whack you on the nose with it, if I could.

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      Submitted by salamander on Apr 23, 10 at 6:03pm

      It's actually pretty simple: Plan B prevents a fertilized egg from implanting in the uterine lining. Now, some may take the position that since egg has met sperm, it's a baby...but that basically means any heterosexual couple that has unprotected sex is guilty of negligent homicide, since eggs fail to implant naturally quite often.

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        Submitted by douchemonger on Apr 23, 10 at 7:50pm

        Negligent homicide? I see you're not pro-choice...we can't be friends :(

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        Submitted by greentea77 on Apr 23, 10 at 9:14pm

        Actually, Plan B DOES NOT prevent an already fertilized egg from implanting, it just prevents a woman from ovulating. It's just a higher dose of your average birth control pill. So, one step further away from being an abortifacient. :)

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      Submitted by rbeducate on Apr 24, 10 at 1:42pm

      a cluster of cells is not a baby.

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    Submitted by GoldenMe on Apr 23, 10 at 5:50pm

    so wrong and so funny all at the same time. All though Plan B isn't an abortion pill it's just back up or oops birth control

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    Submitted by sammiipoo on Apr 24, 10 at 10:18am

    That is the worst thing I have ever heard in my whole life.

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      Submitted by doomsauced on Apr 25, 10 at 2:32am

      Hello, you must be new to the internet.

  • Submitted by myaccount on Apr 23, 10 at 3:25pm

    So wrong.. but so funny.

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    Submitted by pstrong9 on Apr 25, 10 at 9:25am

    Example of a model citizen...you

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    Submitted by beccccaa on Apr 24, 10 at 4:05am

    Really? It's not a baby until it breathes? Why didn't your parents kill you when you "weren't a baby"? You weren't breathing yet..

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      Submitted by eNVee on Apr 25, 10 at 3:59am

      Because they WANTED ME BITCH.\n\nCalled being responsible. Just like taking care of another welfare baby, pre-welfare.

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    Submitted by racheldenney16 on Apr 23, 10 at 10:09pm

    That's awful!

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    Submitted by aw158585 on Apr 24, 10 at 10:21pm

    Uhhh when an egg is fertilized there isn't a "baby" in the egg yet... It's tecnically just cells multiplying i.e. Just a cluster of cells that don't know there function until later... So I agree learn your arguement before you bitch about it..

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    Submitted by callawaysam1 on Apr 25, 10 at 1:30pm

    haha relax people. love.

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    Submitted by wonton1188 on Apr 24, 10 at 11:29am

    Plan b and BC both kill babies. Once your gizz has met the egg, there's a baby in there. But both of those product release a shit ton of hormones, that prevent the FERTILIZED egg from sticking to the uterine wall. So yes it does kill babies an that is aweful.

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      Submitted by yeahimjem on Apr 24, 10 at 12:30pm

      LOL\n\nWow, really? You're my new favorite person.

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      Submitted by bo2thejangles on Apr 24, 10 at 1:35pm

      plan B doesn't necessarily prevent a fertilized egg from attaching, it can also prevent it from being fertilized, as birth control does. next time you want to rant and flame something, try research and spell check. kthx

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        Submitted by rbeducate on Apr 24, 10 at 1:40pm

        yeah, where did you hear that bullshit? a woman has a right to stop a parasite from growing in her body. birth control doesn't kill anything, it PREVENTS.

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      Submitted by Mypirate19 on Apr 26, 10 at 7:21pm

      You're fucking retarded. I hope you never reproduce so we don't have more fuck heads like you wasting space.

  • Submitted by bucks_wife1227 on Apr 23, 10 at 7:31pm

    Wow. You're an ass. I've been trying to get pregnant for almost two years. If you're so worried about getting pregnant, keep your legs closed.

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      Submitted by bananastand on Apr 23, 10 at 9:04pm

      if it hasn't happened in two years, mother nature is telling you that you aren't fit to be a mother. nothing personal, it's just biology.

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        Submitted by Vilexxica on Apr 23, 10 at 9:56pm

        Yeah, this. If you can't get knocked up, nature doesn't want your genes spreading (nor do we, if you're that pathetic to get all bent out of shape over someone not wanting to destroy her life like you do). Go adopt a puppy or something.

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      Submitted by buttoneddown on Apr 24, 10 at 2:31am

      wow go cry moar because you're barren, no one cares.

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      Submitted by shabam21 on Apr 25, 10 at 8:58pm

      dude. it's someone married to a man name buck. are we surprised here?

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    Submitted by princessjammie on Apr 24, 10 at 6:02am

    Who says this shit? Sick fuck!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 1:10am

    4.14 is not an English professor.

  • Submitted by desi6852 on Apr 23, 10 at 5:20pm

    Lol. I've done the same thing. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Congrats!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 3:54pm

    Riotous. I favorited this shit

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    Submitted by PlanetPiss on Apr 23, 10 at 7:21pm

    Kill em both. Progress measured in miles paved and stem cells harvested!

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    Submitted by moebee on Jul 1, 10 at 4:06pm

    Exactly why I love Arkansas

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 3:41pm

    Classy lol

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    Submitted by erskine on Apr 26, 10 at 10:00am

    recycle paper = less baby trees.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 10:30pm

    Bitch shut the fuck up. This is fucked up! If you think that this fucking bull shit is funny then you are fucked up! The fucking end.

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    Submitted by MichelleSusan on May 10, 10 at 8:47pm

    this has to be my all time favorite text.

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    Submitted by hkg on Apr 24, 10 at 5:29am

    this site is for people who actually have a sense of humor. so some people either need to get one or f*ck off!

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    Submitted by noconcern on Apr 24, 10 at 12:14am

    Haha-sits down and takes some popcorn from Dzi-

  • Submitted by Slappy0605 on Apr 23, 10 at 3:30pm

    What a fuckin cunt

  • Submitted by CookieMonster95 on Apr 29, 10 at 4:27am

    For those of you saying stuff like "it doesnt kill a baby is prevents one. You're stupid" SHE PROBABLY KNOWS THAT. it's called a joke. Lighten up! LOADS of people exaggerate for jokes. "prevent a baby. Reuse a tree" doesnt sound QUITE as amusing.

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    Submitted by ktrue on Apr 26, 10 at 1:36pm

    Fucking cunt go kill yourself

  • Submitted by sfarmer on Apr 23, 10 at 3:42pm

    How sad that whoever posted this thought it was funny. I'm ashamed that they are from the same state as me.

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    Submitted by ksloan on Apr 30, 10 at 7:22pm

    It's really lame how everyone is so technical about everything.

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    Submitted by sgmyers on Jun 30, 10 at 9:40am

    Everyone who repeated the "how plan b works" spill and the " what's is considered a baby" crap are fcking retarded. We got the first 5 times you said get off your moral\nHigh horse and go drag a black or man or make a Mexican do all your yard work. Damnit people like you are the reason nothing gets done cause all you wanna do is repeat shit that's already said so you can look cool. Fail at life, big fucking fail.

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    Submitted by rudelittlebitch on Apr 24, 10 at 5:24pm

    It only stops the egg dumbass I think you should know these things if you wana have sex and if not then you deserve to get pregnant

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    Submitted by cmatei_2012 on May 9, 10 at 5:52pm

    Only in Arkansas. I'm ashamed to say I'm from this dumbass state!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 4:20pm

    fuck you it's a baby at conception you ignorant prick

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      Submitted by weave on Apr 23, 10 at 4:43pm

      plan b prevents conception

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        Submitted by catglitter on Apr 23, 10 at 7:12pm

        It prevents implantation, not conception.

        • Submitted by greentea77 on Apr 23, 10 at 9:17pm

          No, it actually prevents fertilization by preventing a woman from ovulating, just like her bc pill does (Plan B is just a higher dose birth control pill and is equivalent to taking two of your pills in a day).

          • Submitted by greentea77 on Apr 23, 10 at 9:19pm

            http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/am/v2/n1/plan-b

  • Submitted by Jade110 on Apr 23, 10 at 3:33pm

    Yyeah thta rllly not funnnie