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(620): View more from Kansas

I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

K. On the way. I need a drink.

(904): View more from Florida

Like a drink drink or like water?

(601): View more from Mississippi

Have we met?

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(631): View more from New York

I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore

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(847): View more from Illinois

How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?

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(917): View more from New York City

i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you

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(817): View more from Texas

well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while

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(813): View more from Florida

She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.

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(954): View more from Florida

everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone

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