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  • 87 59
    Submitted by JoePapi on Mar 24, 10 at 9:31am

    Looks like somebody just lost a friend.

  • 77 54
    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Mar 24, 10 at 3:52pm

    am i the only one who thinks this is from a girl?

  • 75 66
    Submitted by styx on Mar 24, 10 at 4:19pm

    So I can't be your source of income AND orgasims AND the one to bail you out if you get caught? WTF?

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 1:06pm

    I'm 25. My third wife isn't even born yet. Piss

  • 59 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 10:04am

    Drug dealers don't understand that we don't wantto be friends. We call for drugs. End of story

  • 59 53
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 24, 10 at 1:37pm

    Idk about you losers but I'm friends with my drug dealer. Because of this he often gives me more weed than I payed for AND smokes me out every time.

  • 58 51
    Submitted by hoeexx on Mar 24, 10 at 12:41pm

    It could so work though, haha works for mee(:

  • 51 39
    Submitted by DaPittyMane on Mar 24, 10 at 10:52am

    Sounds like my future ex wife lol

  • 55 50
    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 24, 10 at 2:26pm

    Nothing personal. Just business. Haha.

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 12:57pm

    Best of three worlds?

  • 49 43
    Submitted by L7anger on Mar 24, 10 at 12:26pm

    Yes you can just stop being jelous, when she comes over, sell her the drugs first then fuck her, you get laid and get paid

  • 55 56
    Submitted by theonetwothree on Mar 24, 10 at 10:13am

    Mike posner!

  • 49 47
    Submitted by ItsB on Mar 24, 10 at 1:17pm

    Orange county!!!!

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 10:30am

    I get my shit

  • 44 40
    Submitted by alyshayo on Mar 26, 10 at 12:22pm

    Ohh but yes you can. Just lemme show you how :)

  • 50 53
    Submitted by keezingpenguin on Mar 25, 10 at 4:32pm

    Why the hell not?

  • 48 49
    Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Mar 24, 10 at 5:24pm

    What happens after this relationship breaks up? No more drugs OR sex OR someone to vent to because of the first two?

  • 47 51
    Submitted by drunken_coyote on Mar 25, 10 at 10:36am

    A little of me died when I read this.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by mada12991 on Mar 24, 10 at 9:59am

    Feel your pain, being friends with your dealer sux!

  • 45 51
    Submitted by ambiilynn on Mar 25, 10 at 1:33am

    Haha totally sounds like me and my drugdealer!!

  • 50 62
    Submitted by coop17 on Mar 24, 10 at 10:13am

    Sufrrgrll can give a killer bj

  • 44 52
    Submitted by bellatrix on Mar 24, 10 at 7:39pm

    ROFL poor guy\\gal

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 10:50pm

    I am jerkin off rite now

  • 43 53
    Submitted by bellatrix on Mar 24, 10 at 7:37pm

    Aw... what a stick in the mud. And who says that this text was written by a woman? LOL There are some VERY naughty boys out there. >:D

  • 39 47
    Submitted by michscott15 on Mar 24, 10 at 8:31pm

    I'm a girl and I fucking wish my drug dealer/fuck buddy/friend would be down with it. it's like he wrote this.....pussy

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 10:34am

    Sounds like a vulnerable/ desperate whore who gets paid for drugs but then gives out bonuses by putting out! Typical American whore!!!!

  • 27 27
    Submitted by softball22 on May 9, 11 at 2:37pm

    BOOTYCALL!

  • 42 58
    Submitted by frylok on Mar 25, 10 at 9:20pm

    Styx. Nice... Nice.

  • 39 53
    Submitted by agrees on Mar 24, 10 at 9:31am

    Seriously I don't give discounts to either category

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 10:37am

    Sounds like a typical desperate American whore!!

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 10:55am

    You must be trash with no future then! lol