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  • Pussy for beer?!? Sounds like my sister

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:41pm
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  • This was my cat. It was a kitten and it annoyed the living shit out of me. When I put it up for grabs all these girls went crazy over it. I decided to auction it off and one friend offered me a 40oz of PBR.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:40pm
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  • This is a phone call occasion. Call that hooker up and bitch-slap him verbally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:47pm
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  • Cats suck anyway. Good trade

    Submitted by FunnyShit23 on May 11, 11 at 4:04am
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  • Good deal!

    Submitted by Savagejay on Apr 28, 10 at 12:59pm
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  • I know that after beer, I definitely want pussy. Bad trade.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:46pm
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  • But... If it wasn't his cat... \n:(

    Submitted by haleycomet on Oct 5, 10 at 11:25pm
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  • I have traded my cat for a coffee table before.. But a 40?! Not even a case?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:08pm
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  • IT WAS PROBABLY A CHINESE RESTAURANT...BUY A CASE OF BEER GET 24 CATS....IMAGINE ALL THE CHICKEN BROCOLLI OR GEN TSAO'S CHICKEN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:11pm
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  • 2:45 -- Not true; all four of my brothers love cats. Mainly they love teasing them, true, but you can bet that they wouldn't trade them for alcohol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:48pm
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  • I would definatly trade a cat for beer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:26pm
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  • Fucking awesome. Cats are fucking useless... Unless they get u beer!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:34pm
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  • At least he traded pussy for beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:58pm
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  • id trade a cat for beer anyday.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:25pm
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  • Best text message ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:48pm
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  • No Jeff inspired a bunch of cock sucking copycats so he is responsible. But I'm not mad cuz I no he is sexting his brother and that's just funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:25pm
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  • Why does everyone hate cats. Their so easy unlike dogs that have to have attention every hour or so. Idk... I would take a cat anyday over a dog, but that's just me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:28pm
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  • HAHAHAHAHAHA LOVES ITTT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:39pm
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  • Jeff shut the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:20pm
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  • I shot your fucking cat! What?! Why?! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:15pm
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  • I get more beer posing nude for kids in art school.. I should have just broken the kittens neck and tossed it in the garbage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:42pm
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  • sounds like something a cherry hill person would do

    Submitted by savisawesome on Jan 25, 10 at 7:42pm
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  • Oh, I get it! It's funny because whoever the text was sent to considers a cat less valuable than a 40.oz of beer! ~Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:25pm
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  • 6:37 that brandon dusche did too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:51pm
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  • I'd totally fuck your cat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:53pm
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  • Um I'll give you my cat!!! For free but if u throw in a 40 I'll be happier!!!

    Submitted by synystercypher on Jul 17, 10 at 10:30pm
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  • You...gave your cat away.....for a 40 of PBR? fucking hipster.

    Submitted by sounrad on Nov 19, 10 at 5:09pm
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  • WHO'S THE IDIOT WHO TRADED THEIR BEER FOR A STUPID CAT?! hate cats

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:08pm
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  • as long as its not an OLD E i guess its ok. if its a hurricane, or a laser... im in GO PHILLSSSSSSSSSSS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:47pm
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  • make sure that "cat" doesnt have as much hair as a cat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:48pm
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  • Meowwwwwwww -the cat lady

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:12pm
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  • Chuck Norris doent need to masturbate, he is naturally hard as a fuckin rock. -Chuck Norris

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:27pm
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  • everyone that says stupid shit like "this text is funny...in America" should seriously get over the fact that they have no life. this text was actually pretty funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:24pm
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  • Fuck cats. Worth every oz lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:55pm
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  • Cats are evil. He did you a FAVOR. :3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:46pm
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  • Lol nicee

    Submitted by MrJoNeZz94 on Apr 17, 10 at 9:23am
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  • I'm sorry Jeff but u fuckin ruined this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:37pm
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  • he probably had to give then beer to take the cat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:44pm
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  • Oh I get it! It's funny because trading someones cat for a small amount of alcohol is not considered a fair trade or morally correct! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:20pm
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  • If I had a nickle.. -Bradon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:17pm
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  • CHOP CHOP....THE COOK AT THE CHINESE RESTAURANT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:17pm
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  • I hate cats. -Batgirl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:20pm
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  • Dear girls with cats, Those things are fucking annoying. If someone offered to take that thing away AND give us beer, we're taking them up on it. Sincerely, Men

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:45pm
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  • it's malt liquor, it's different

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:22am
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  • I'm a girl who would most definitely trade a cat for alcohol! Maybe not beer... but give me vodka and I'm game!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:34pm
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  • Cat or booze? I'd take the booze any day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:43pm
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  • epic. i laughed my ass off for once.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:43am
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  • Doesn't a "40" normally imply hard liquor? I've never even heard of beer being sold in 40s.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:30pm
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  • this is not at all surprising for south jersey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:18pm
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  • 3:26 This is totally believable. Especially if the dude had been drinking before the 40 and if the cat was a piece of shit. Although, I'd take a trade oppositely, I'd trade a$2.50 40 of OE 800 for cat any day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:45pm
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  • I hate bats. -Catgirl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:20pm
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  • I'd do it. My cat is Satan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:56pm
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  • No... just no.... -Catman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:20pm
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  • as long as its not an OLD E i guess its ok. if its a hurricane, or a laser... im in GO PHILLSSSSSSSSSSS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:47pm
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  • Not beer, malt liquor!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:00pm
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  • 7:30 you are a retard. 40 OUNCES OF BEER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:01am
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  • This text is funny...in America

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:15pm
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  • Gonna giggle about this all day....ROFLMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:07pm
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  • Of course they did, who wouldn't...CATS SUCK!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:48pm
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  • LOL @ 3:11 and 3:17 !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:28pm
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  • Damn that sucks, also Jeff can go suck a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:15pm
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  • Cats are from Satan; dude saved your life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:45pm
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  • That seems like an excellent trade to me. Fuck cats... give me some beer!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:17pm
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  • I'd give a cat away too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:54pm
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  • 2:41 and 2:46 are hilarious. 3:11 is not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:47pm
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  • cats suck and deserve to be given away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:43pm
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  • Hope u die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:57pm
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  • Jeff should go suck a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:06pm
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  • Dude, only a 40? You should have at least held out for a 24 pack.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:14pm
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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:20pm
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