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  • Submitted by klangford on Jul 6, 10 at 11:54am

    this person is choosy about their fast food but any anonymous dick will suffice.

  • Submitted by eternity on Jul 6, 10 at 1:21pm

    Hey assholes calling this girl fat, shut the hell up. Just becaus she likes big macs she's considered fat in your eyes? Way to be sterotypical judgmental bitchs.

    • 67 75
      Submitted by alias10 on Jul 6, 10 at 5:47pm

      Shut up fatty.

  • 94 59
    Submitted by landklykecake on Jul 7, 10 at 12:06am

    if shes referring to a large screened apple computer i agree 100%

  • 93 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 10 at 1:13pm

    Holy white trash batman.

    • 63 69
      Submitted by damn__girl on Jul 6, 10 at 3:27pm

      hardly white trash in 703

  • 96 78
    Submitted by PlatypusParasol on Jul 6, 10 at 12:10pm

    Would you like fries with that.

  • 91 73
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:04pm

    And we find out this is a dude...

  • 77 52
    Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jul 6, 10 at 2:17pm

    sameee.

  • 90 78
    Submitted by notknown on Jul 6, 10 at 12:46pm

    Just because she likes big macs she fat? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TOO?

  • 78 60
    Submitted by kayla101blue on Jul 6, 10 at 3:39pm

    All I need in life is some big dick and a mac

  • 85 74
    Submitted by lambrose on Jul 6, 10 at 12:39pm

    story of my life

  • 79 63
    Submitted by jayb87 on Jul 6, 10 at 11:21pm

    Just cause she likes big macs doesn't mean she's fat. and shut, how do we know it's not a he? Lol good text though

  • 77 59
    Submitted by drewsnyder95 on Jul 6, 10 at 8:02pm

    Lol!!! I agree with Kayla!! Big dick and a Mac, actually, to be specific a MacBook pro.

  • 81 71
    Submitted by rob808_2001 on Jul 6, 10 at 1:25pm

    Okay maybe just a big Mac....

  • Submitted by TheWingMan on Jul 6, 10 at 11:48am

    I imagine she's a large Marge.

    • 57 76
      Submitted by doublemint_xo on Jul 6, 10 at 6:42pm

      fatty mc fatfat

    • 69 58
      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 6, 10 at 10:23pm

      yes, because thin-to-average people never eat burgers. good call

  • 80 73
    Submitted by layin on Jul 6, 10 at 11:48am

    Holy hell ait's my dream girl

    • 52 62
      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 6, 10 at 10:25pm

      love all the thumbs downs on this. I forgot guys hate girls that, you know, eat

  • 68 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 10 at 9:16pm

    When did you have to be fat to like big macs?? Dick and a big mac sounds lovely to me, the rest of you are uneducated wastes of cum.

  • 75 64
    Submitted by BRiANAA on Jul 6, 10 at 11:51am

    I totally agree!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 85 85
    Submitted by lil_country on Jul 6, 10 at 11:55am

    Hell yea!! I like her style!

  • 74 65
    Submitted by mmill228 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:17pm

    O yeah.

  • 67 54
    Submitted by angelamangum on Jul 8, 10 at 12:10pm

    Story of my life and I weigh 120 lbs

  • 79 79
    Submitted by anachronic on Jul 6, 10 at 2:16pm

    What is there a certain weight you have to be to eat a fucking big mac now? I've seen skeletor sized people pound 3 or 4 at once. Ever see that guy who's eaten thousands of them? Idiotic people make me sick and as for this text. Dick big macs sound grand!

    • 68 62
      Submitted by alias10 on Jul 6, 10 at 5:48pm

      wtf is a "Dick big mac"?

  • 75 73
    Submitted by mouthofthesouth on Jul 7, 10 at 12:08am

    At the same time?

  • 65 56
    Submitted by yeaaaah on Jul 6, 10 at 2:43pm

    don't mix those up.

  • 70 67
    Submitted by girugamesh on Jul 6, 10 at 1:50pm

    I would give this girl a high five :D

  • 76 81
    Submitted by ktrue on Jul 8, 10 at 5:20pm

    Totally agree and I'm not fat

  • 71 72
    Submitted by MenZieUh on Jul 7, 10 at 2:15am

    the second one cockblocks the first one

  • 79 89
    Submitted by rikkibobby on Jul 6, 10 at 3:23pm

    Oh so your fat and have an STD?

  • 70 71
    Submitted by bobbysworld on Jul 6, 10 at 12:05pm

    Is that in order lol

  • 71 75
    Submitted by destructo on Jul 6, 10 at 8:42pm

    My name's BigMac and I have a dick. You ready to head down to pound town?

  • 73 81
    Submitted by Queido on Jul 6, 10 at 1:00pm

    Would you like that super sized?

  • 72 82
    Submitted by layali87 on Jul 11, 10 at 3:39pm

    OMG THIS IS MY TEXT! \nyes i am a girl\nno im not fat\ni just really like burgers\nand no im not white

  • 65 71
    Submitted by lilgad on Jul 6, 10 at 6:43pm

    I agree with rikkibobby, fat chick ?

  • 73 87
    Submitted by laf24 on Jul 6, 10 at 11:48am

    a beautiful goddess she must be, indeed.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by fkyou420 on Jul 7, 10 at 12:49am

    Fat chicks need lovin too

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Moe_Lester on Jul 10, 10 at 2:07pm

    Sounds like my wife.

  • 63 70
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 6, 10 at 8:46pm

    You just keep telling yourself that.

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Timegod12 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:49pm

    Somebody needs to eat more vegetables.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 7, 10 at 2:04am

    You could get2 big macs and a dick for 3 dollars here in az represent. The dick is always free

  • 53 52
    Submitted by bananacupcake on Jul 6, 10 at 11:50pm

    Why does she have to be fat just because she likes big mac's? People grow up

  • 61 68
    Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 6, 10 at 2:48pm

    Hahahaah large Marge I love it hahahah

  • 68 82
    Submitted by 23jordan23 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:53pm

    FATTY!!!! D:

  • 64 75
    Submitted by LiZZiSTheSHiZZ on Jul 7, 10 at 12:15am

    :) mmmm.

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 10 at 6:21pm

    And in that order dammit!

  • 62 74
    Submitted by jom133 on Jul 6, 10 at 6:31pm

    Big macs are fuckin gross. Actually, any burger from mcdonalds is fucking gross. Nuggets all the way!!

  • Submitted by synyster_gates on Jul 6, 10 at 12:29pm

    ok so your a whore n a fatty ... sounds like a great life

  • 64 78
    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:10pm

    Not even quagmire would stick his dick in this lady

  • 64 79
    Submitted by awesomefloors on Jul 6, 10 at 9:48pm

    Amen

  • 55 62
    Submitted by ashlee8 on Jul 8, 10 at 2:26am

    I'm with u on the dick part

  • 59 72
    Submitted by madc72 on Jul 7, 10 at 12:31am

    The people who call this person fat are probably morbidly obese sitting at their computers eating their hearts out.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 7, 10 at 2:20am

    Well if she isn't fat this is my dream girl

  • 57 71
    Submitted by landklykecake on Jul 6, 10 at 11:55pm

    if shes referring to a large screened apple computer, i agree with her 100%

  • 60 79
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 6, 10 at 10:24pm

    Is this OP a guy or girl? Cuz it sounds like a guy but he dosent sound G a y but if it's a girl it's a very manly girl

  • 67 95
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 6, 10 at 12:46pm

    Fat.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by ThreatLVLMidNght on Jul 6, 10 at 8:48pm

    Sammy Sosa?

  • 33 37
    Submitted by thisbeach on Sep 23, 11 at 4:22am

    Preach! 

  • 37 53
    Submitted by showchoirvixen on Dec 12, 11 at 11:35pm

    Same thing, right? (: