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(541): View more from Oregon

my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.

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(+61): View more from Australia

She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.

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(516): View more from New York

Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.

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(+66): View more from Thailand

A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure

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(250): View more from British Columbia

If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.

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