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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:57am

    When I'm going in a urinal, I pretend mine is an acetylene torch and I'm part of a bank heist.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:46pm

    this is so what i feel like everytime i drink. and you so want to create a forest fire by peeing on trees!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:54pm

    lmao dude you are my hero!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:46am

    lmao!..i so got to try this lmao lmao

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:57pm

    hahahahaha beautiful

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:48pm

    this is a formal proposition: please, please will you marry me? hahahahaha im in your area code!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:36pm

    San Jose My homeland

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:51pm

    Lol I ususallu pretend I'm a soldier and I'm shooting my gun at targets.

  • 83 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:32pm

    genius. love it. yes.

  • 81 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:36pm

    lets just hope it doesnt FEEL like lightening bolts...

  • 91 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:52pm

    Your my hero. amazing i love it!

  • 86 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:05pm

    Fucker, I tried to piss but the thought of this made me miss from the chuckling.

  • 84 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:16pm

    Honestly, who HASN'T done this?

  • 86 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:44am

    this is from Dane Cook

  • 79 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:17am

    zeus is the shit. good work

  • 82 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:18pm

    Cool two inch beef winkie

  • 77 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:36am

    i can imagine how you focus when you crap drunk

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:12am

    lol, i think dane cook said this.

  • 80 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:00am

    that was hysterical dude nice im gonna try that sometime

  • 73 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:26pm

    Sometimes, I like to pretend to be god and pretend I'm drownig nazis germans in the atlantic. but your idea sounds way cooler.

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:02pm

    lmfao. this made my day.

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:56pm

    This explains why guys can't hit the toilet, lol.

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:53pm

    The idea of lighting bolts searing through my penis would scare me too much to pee.

  • 70 89
    Submitted by KingSexy on Mar 23, 10 at 11:26pm

    if u show me ur fuckin penis I'll suck it and we can makeout

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:35pm

    @9:44AM: No it's not.

  • 69 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 8:15pm

    Whore, ur probably fat and ugly if u have to throw urself at guys on the Internet. Fatass