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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:52am

    I thought this was actually kinda funny...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:49am

    8=====D~~~~~~~~~~ ( :

  • 98 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:49am

    I want a cum shot to the face :)

  • 91 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:47pm

    This is the funniest text in awhile. Real or fake idc funny is funny, I just laughed out loud

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:43am

    Fake

  • 93 88
    Submitted by palmerdmh on Jan 16, 10 at 12:36pm

    that is brilliant hahaha

  • 76 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:43am

    9:32 sounds like they need a shot to the face

  • 79 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:57am

    Lmaoo, too hilarious

  • 78 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:54pm

    Some one give rob a high five

  • 83 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 2:07pm

    8======> 

  • 75 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:06am

    Lmfaooo

  • 74 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:15pm

    Hahaha this is funny but what's wrong with putting your load on a girls face? Lol

  • 79 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:06pm

    Fake

  • 72 66
    Submitted by BUffMasterFlex on Jan 16, 10 at 8:42pm

    As anyone ever thought they might be paraphrasing an entire conversation? Who gives a fuck if it's fake, this shit is funny.

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:10am

    Stupid AND fake as fuck. Why would they ask what his name was???

  • 64 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:51am

    I thought it was funny too!

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:00pm

    DIGNITY-bearing, conduct, or speech indicative of self-respect or appreciation of the formality or gravity of an occasion or situation. THAT is what was robbed.

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:15am

    That's just fucking great, to have a comment like that after a good orgasm! 

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:49pm

    Omg that's fucking hysterical!!!

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 4:36pm

    This son of a bitch is getting famous off of my Phrase. Dammit!!!!

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:37pm

    Dumb whore

  • 75 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:57am

    Classic hahaha its not a purse it's called a satchel I get alot of compliments on this....Indiana Jones wears one.

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:29am

    Laugh out loud funniest one yet

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:08am

    That was stupid People grow up!!!

  • 74 82
    Submitted by nittany2000 on Jan 16, 10 at 5:34pm

    Another reason for people to LOVE NJ!

  • 74 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:08am

    That's what you get for being a semen garbage can

  • 75 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:12am

    Second 8==>

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 2:08pm

    people on this site are so stupid they're always complaining about how shit isn't funny or how IRS fake, get the fuck over it

  • 61 60
    Submitted by nonlaxerbro on Mar 18, 10 at 6:09pm

    is it totally wrong that i feel like the guy in the text would be my older brother LMAO

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:56am

    lol jersey<3333

  • 74 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:27am

    She asked me for it then gets mad when i drop my catchphrase damn jersy bitches are cranky - Rob

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:08pm

    OMG I love this! My boyfriend is called SteveO.,and I only wish he'd say something as unique as that when he's money shotting my face..which btw I looooovvvvveee!!! :D!

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:22am

    9:12: Fail.

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Ireedtxt101 on Jan 16, 10 at 7:11pm

    ....And BOOM goes the dynamite

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:06am

    its funny because hes name is Rob and... SHUT UP!!!

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:33am

    *that takes

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 6:48am

    Love it!!!

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 8:34pm

    If "rob" did that to me I'd break it off...

  • 71 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:31pm

    He has a catch phrase... How cute...

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:12am

    First!!!!!!!!! Yes finally haha suk it yaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

  • 71 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:50am

    what a douchenozzle!!!

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:09pm

    Hahah that's so funny. I wouldn't be mad, I would have totally laughed lol. But I might have been a little disturbed that he came all over my face, but I would have laughed at what he said lol

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:36am

    Big rob!!!

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:29pm

    Fake....

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 7:48pm

    What the fuck

  • 60 71
    Submitted by cigandcoffee on Jan 16, 10 at 10:09pm

    best shit ever hahahaha

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:50am

    Soooo fake.

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:57pm

    Paco!! I thought you were the originator on this one or is this douchebag copying you?!?!

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:21am

    Too fake :(

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:31am

    Hahaga

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:09pm

    HAHA. Even if it is fake, it's still funny

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:53am

    I like little boy wang. -Pee-wee Herman

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:00am

    Lolllllll love it

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:19am

    So easy, a caveman can do it.

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:34pm

    8===============>

  • 64 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 8:36pm

    If "Rob" did this to me I'd break it off...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:32am

    Oh my she is so cool bc she is yet another girl Tay takes a cum shot to the face. I am so overly impressed. Wow that really makes her sooo hot. Or not and no one cares and furthermore this isn't really funny.

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:54pm

    You're all dumbasses.

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:00pm

    Hahah. That just make my night. Kudos.

  • 56 83
    Submitted by alexa11689 on Jan 16, 10 at 9:06am

    first :)

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:55pm

    Totally fake. How convinient they ask "What's his name?"

  • 55 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:30pm

    I wish my name was rob.... Lol......

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 1:44am

    Lmfao!

  • 42 69
    Submitted by kid_lizette on Sep 30, 10 at 8:47pm

    HAHAHAHA

  • 39 66
    Submitted by barbie515girl on Feb 24, 10 at 12:18am

    hahahahahahahaha my ex's name was Rob...soo appropriate!

  • 51 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:49am

    Lol omg thats fucking hilarious