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  • 51 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 4:05pm

    haha you people are dumb, herpes just like EVERYTHING has different effects on everyone, depends on your body. 1 in 5 people has it, why? Because the symptoms are hardly noticeable for some people. There's way too much stigma around STDs because it involves sex, ohhh no! But get some disease because you drink/smoke every day, and lets all feel sorry.

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:53pm

    yeeeeeeeahh..... no

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:05pm

    me too, 3:29. and for the dumbass way up there at 3:15- herpes doesn't really do anything? i guess not-- if you consider painful, open, hideous sores in your genital area and flu-like symptoms everytime they erupt nothing. hooray for sex ed!

  • 39 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:53pm

    1. Just go to a party at STDSU and get taken advantage of, you'll catch it. 2. You know why she's doing all that shit? Because no one will have sex with her anymore now that she has HERPES.

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:19am

    Hell yeah bro i love havin herpes

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:02am

    Except for the fact that he can't spread his syphilis...

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:43am

    My Herpes Taste Like Strawberry. :)

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:48am

    They shows those "fun activities" because those r potential contraction locations!

  • 36 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:04pm

    maybe if you're into the never ending story of the herp

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:54pm

    I pick none. I don't have any and life is great :)

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:41am

    This is an OLD joke about a little boy who wants adventure so he buy's Tampax tampons so that he can go horseback riding, scuba diving, mountain climbing... Nice try. Doesn't mean you didn't text it, just means it's not that funny anymore.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:00am

    Herpes can cause blindness in your child if it contracts it on the way out of the birth canal. The clap is probably the easiest, burns when you pee, take some pills, and presto gone.

  • 36 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:45pm

    your average wort.. like the ones you get on your hand or foot are also a form of herpes. its just the benign kind. perfectly harmless. I guess its the Herpes Simplex that 12:59 is talking about.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:26am

    THIS ISN"T FML!!!!!! STOP POSTING HERE BECAUSE YOU GET REJECTED THERE!

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:52am

    And now, ladies and gentlemen... Conway Twitty.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:14am

    LOL wow. except that you can't cure herpes..problem?

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:43pm

    lol...i'd pick crabs ...because you can get rid of those.

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:00am

    chicken pox is a form of herpes

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:21pm

    (>'-')># Waffles are ready!

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:07pm

    The herpe isn't a big deal. Take your valtrex and don't touch when you get the sores (which can happen as little as once every 4 years).

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:28pm

    YES!!!! hahahaa finally someone else noticed!! Those fuckin' people have the time of their lives with those warts! Hang gliding! rock climbing! Dual bathtubs on the beach @ sunset! They're cooler than the Cialas people!

  • 33 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:28am

    I heard Jesus had aids

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:29pm

    I think i'd pick an STD that was actually curable.

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:45am

    Syphilis is fucking awesome. Nietzsche had syphilis and look how cool he was.

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:44am

    il eat your perfactly fine vagina!

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:23pm

    Hermoine granger is hot... I'm happy to be her age.

  • 29 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:31pm

    5:05 um... wtf are you talking about? Some people only get the sores once in a few years. And they're very small. And there are no symptoms to go with it. Take echinacea to boost your immune system if you're effected that much.

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:01am

    And yes, I KNOW HE WAS FICTIONAL. Doesn't make him less awesome.

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:25am

    lmaoo this shit is funny. buy yea no cure. & it can spread a lot.

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:54pm

    6:31 is the kind of person who falls victim to herpes.

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:27am

    lmfao!!! @ 3:52, and its true, herpes is probably one of the better std's.. gonorrhea can kill your reproductive system and syphilis makes you go insane.

  • 30 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:52am

    You need to talk to more people and make friends... and that aint gonna happen in a library :)

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:51am

    i found this article that said over 90% of americans have some form of herpes

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:47am

    and according to The Office, Ben Franklin has syphilis too. so there you go.

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:32am

    herpes and o.b. tampons for everyone.

  • 29 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:06pm

    Fever blisters, chicken pox, shingles, genital herpes, and bells palsy are all herpes viruses. Pick one; they are gauranteed misery.

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:16am

    Don't worry sweetheart, I'll clean your herpes scabs with a sawduster!

  • 22 29
    Submitted by urworstnitemare on Sep 8, 11 at 7:08pm

    Your mom

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:00am

    Sounds like a USD chick studying for the bar

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:13am

    10:00 Chicken pox is a form of HPV you idiot. Read a book before you try to kick some knowledge.

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:29am

    Gee, Library sounds like fun, now.

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:16pm

    Know your shit before you talk. You get awful symptoms with herpes, it's a very serious STD. It's an awful virus to have that you have to cope with for the rest of your life

  • 27 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 5:36am

    did anyone else think of hermoine granger??????

  • 31 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:03pm

    as a librarian who bangs patrons, i'm offended.

  • 27 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:00am

    Captain Jack Sparrow had syphilis.

  • 30 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:52am

    I found this article that said you're lying.

  • 28 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:02pm

    so how about i take you to a bookstore instead of the library today...jazz it up a bit

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:20am

    FUCK! I ride a bike.

  • 24 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:55am

    I wonder if I know this person.

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:59pm

    Cold sores - mouth herpes Fever blisters - nose herpes Hell even your eyes can have herpes. So yes, it is actually reasonable that 90%+ of people have it in some form, it's called Herpes Simplex.

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:37am

    yeah, no one's touching my immaculate box either... :( le sigh.

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:58am

    Clemidia rocks because it burns when you pee and pain is awesome!

  • 35 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:46am

    thats really fuckin sexy 3:43, just had a mental picture and threw up alittle in my mouth

  • 29 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:01pm

    The reason she is doing all the shit is because no one wants to fuckin date her - stay in the library!!

  • 30 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:00pm

    HAHAHA!!! I love San Diego!!!

  • 23 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:50am

    I gave a chick herpes in a library once.

  • 23 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:15am

    you can't cure it but it really doesn't even dooo anything! llol

  • 25 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:19pm

    the clap is the one of choice...curable!

  • 25 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:47am

    this was on 10 things i hate about you ... just a little different but very very very similar in context. just saying.