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I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
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And they say romance is dead.
Say it, don't spray it.
that sounds like it could hurt
make an ass of yourself on my front lawn again?
This may be every girl's magic bullet.
wow!!!!!! LOVE IT!!
If only I knew who you are.
hope u dont live next to swingers
I hope this isn't copyrighted because I am using this the first time the scenario comes up.
Hmmmm....sounds sexual
i want to know the results of this evening...
This could be the best pick-up line I've ever heard. I think it might ever replace "Roses are red, violets are blue...I'll fuck you with a rake."
I'm definitely going to use this. guys love the agression.
I really want to know this guy. Seriously.
Mmmmm. I wish I knew you.
I want some too! Why can't Every man know this is the true way to a girls heart.
;) I want him to text me!
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