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  • 79 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 7:13am

    the fact that you know pokemon is modeled after magic: the gathering also proves you don't get laid

  • 85 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:40pm

    hope it was not a snorlax lmao

  • 67 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:00pm

    More like GOTTA POKE'EM ALL!

  • 64 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 1:01am

    You just compared sex with a children's card game that was modeled after "magic: the gathering"...the only possible conclusion is that you will never get laid ever

    • 23 28
      Submitted by Meaty_McSausage on Jan 18, 12 at 2:32am

      You just proved that you're one of 20 people who knew that pokemon was modeled after magic the gathering, get laid virgin

      • 8 7
        Submitted by GottaBeKittenMe on Jul 25, 13 at 1:17am

        I would just like to point out here that Pokemon was NOT modeled after Magic: The Gathering. Yugioh was.

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:18pm

    The fact that you losers know that pokemon is based of magic whatever means YOUR never getting laid..douche bags

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Serec on Apr 6, 10 at 6:52pm

    10:18 obviously grew up in 1997.

  • 80 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:47am

    I'm a chick and love this

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 7:47pm

    Yea more like STDs: gotta catch em all

    • 5 20
      Submitted by GottaBeKittenMe on Jul 25, 13 at 1:19am

      Thank you for saying that before I could. You win an internet.

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 7:26pm

    gotta keep it classy in the central valley. i feel like someone from galt would definitely say this. maybe lodi.

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:43am

    july 3, 11:59.. chelsea lately. love it.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:20am

    Anonymous said... the fact that you know pokemon is modeled after magic: the gathering also proves you don't get laid>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! BURN!!!!!!!!!! This made me laugh...I thought the same thing.

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 12:31pm

    For the STD comments - EXACTLY what I was going to say. =)

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 10:14pm

    I'm not sure if this amuses me as much as it repulses me not not... It's pretty close.

  • 57 63
    Submitted by vaneessa on May 12, 10 at 12:06am

    This sounds like it came from my town. I love it!

  • 74 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:44am

    209 is where it's at!

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:28pm

    That could have been someone's mother... was it sloppy?

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 4:19am

    I actually said this same response to my friend the other day to the same accusation. Yikes.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Chefty3210 on Jan 21, 10 at 4:49pm

    priceless

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:34pm

    i wanna cry this is so funny

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:01pm

    209 sucks! fuck modesto/stockton/lodi! fuck all of it! 707 bitches!

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:28am

    hahahah "gotta catch em all". how do people come up with shit like this

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Serec on May 26, 10 at 9:58pm

    To anon who said that he related sex to pokemon: No, you idiot, he used the main quote of pokemon, which is popular, to express how he wants to find his women

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:59pm

    that's funny, because i call my vagina my pikachu.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:58am

    haha 209. thats whats upppp.

  • 67 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:42pm

    HAHAHA thats actually rly funny pokemon haha

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:51am

    Gotta catch 'em all? We're talkin' about girls here and not STD's?

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:58pm

    anybody up for some misty action? XD

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:05pm

    this sounds like something my boyfriend would say...which worries me..

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:02pm

    Some of my favorite memories are of trying to catch all the polka men...

  • 59 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:03am

    OMg I am laughing so hard right now that I'm crying a little. Ty

  • 59 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:29am

    We are NOT. Enjoy your fucking Syphilis.

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:48pm

    Douchebags! Awesome!

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:27pm

    Apparently, so are VD's

  • 54 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:49pm

    Classsssssic. Central Valley bitches!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:30am

    ummm pokemon? really AND HOW MANY GIRLS HAVE U FUCKED?

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:42pm

    haha so are std's apparently

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:42am

    Hahaha! So fucking funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:35pm

    hahahahah gotta catch em all to be a master

  • 43 83
    Submitted by dubbie209 on Jan 17, 11 at 4:03am

    Hahaha anon 7:26- not Lodi. Stockton for SURE. Hahahahahaha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:57am

    209 fersure (;

  • 44 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:46pm

    yeah um i think you got that confused with STD's

  • 37 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:01pm

    Ouu shit WTF.....hahahaha