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(847): View more from Illinois

as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me

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(316): View more from Kansas

I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!

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(443): View more from Maryland

please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.

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