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  • Submitted by killington on Jan 31, 11 at 10:40am

    you can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink

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      Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 1, 11 at 3:33pm

      My old boss would respond, "You just need to starve it or beat it enough but it will drink."

  • Submitted by said8ED on Jan 31, 11 at 2:59pm

    Horses can't use straws

  • Submitted by Abjej34 on Jan 31, 11 at 12:28pm

    Carrie Bradshaw is that you?

  • Submitted by SexiMexi87 on Jan 31, 11 at 10:18am

    Bite it off, that'll teach him!

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    Submitted by hot_box74 on Jan 31, 11 at 7:00pm

    What a douche.

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    Submitted by monstura on Feb 1, 11 at 5:45pm

    drink o gentle beast DRINK

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    Submitted by 2boys on Jan 31, 11 at 6:50pm

    I hate how guys want us to give them but if we did this they be like hell no

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      Submitted by destructo on Feb 1, 11 at 1:22am

      If you are referring to eating pussy, I would gladly go down any time that a woman is not on her period.

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    Submitted by bellatheresa on Feb 1, 11 at 1:41am

    I'm really sorry that this had to happen to you, but that is fucking funny.

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    Submitted by Eazy187 on Feb 1, 11 at 3:47am

    It's pretty obvious how all this ended.

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    Submitted by T3RM1N8R on Jan 31, 11 at 12:38pm

    I guess you can make em drink after all!

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    Submitted by rnrtoothbrusher on Feb 1, 11 at 3:40pm

    Cmon. This is awesome. If you're offended by this, why the HELL do you read TFLN??

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    Submitted by TheWelcomeRain on Feb 1, 11 at 2:21am

    I think the guy actually said "lead a whore to water". Was his next act a golden shower?

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    Submitted by kristenisanoun on Jan 31, 11 at 5:15pm

    Sometimes I really wish I was a dude so I could do this for my own personal amusement.\n\nBummed.

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    Submitted by KTHNXBUHBYE on Feb 1, 11 at 5:25pm

    My boyfriend would know better lol but this is hilarious.

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    Submitted by iamthebeard on Feb 5, 11 at 11:34am

    he made you DRINK FROM THE TOILET !! ? ? kinky

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    Submitted by NPH9384 on Jan 31, 11 at 3:36pm

    Using this!

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    Submitted by swatter on Feb 20, 11 at 12:21pm

    That's really funny

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    Submitted by shiroun on Jan 20, 12 at 1:45pm

    So he was drunk, she was drunk and had alcohol poisoning?

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    Submitted by hogfish on Dec 23, 12 at 9:31pm

    Win for you both-as long as he returns the favor

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    Submitted by eric44casey on Feb 7, 11 at 11:19pm

    You can lead a horse to water bit you can't led a pencil

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    Submitted by xdffan on Apr 23, 11 at 10:24pm

    Win!