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  • Submitted by eag0127 on Aug 31, 10 at 1:28pm

    it's funny, your mom made the same mistake about nine months before your dumb ass was born

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    Submitted by Brandonfluff711 on Aug 31, 10 at 3:51pm

    That's an expensive mistake.

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    Submitted by TheChosenOne on Aug 31, 10 at 2:10pm

    ..at least the turtle has nothing to worry about then.

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    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Aug 31, 10 at 6:31pm

    Letting that turtle go through the pregnancy would be irresponsible!

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    Submitted by jaytkabb on Aug 31, 10 at 4:52pm

    Someone fucked a turtle?

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    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Sep 1, 10 at 3:06am

    frakilins a girl?

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    Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Aug 31, 10 at 11:07pm

    I hope you get fed to a turtle...

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    Submitted by Savagejay on Aug 31, 10 at 1:47pm

    WTF. So stupid on so many levels

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    Submitted by zagazan on Sep 1, 10 at 7:00am

    Dr.Dolittle disapproves of your actions. The cat would have been a better choice.

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    Submitted by cleankid on Sep 3, 10 at 8:00pm

    Epic fail!

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    Submitted by butterf1yy on Aug 31, 10 at 8:10pm

    That shit is too expensive to be waste on turtles

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    Submitted by dallas78 on Aug 31, 10 at 10:02pm

    Well put eag0217

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    Submitted by urallstupid on Aug 31, 10 at 6:06pm

    Time for plan C: a wire coat hanger.

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 31, 10 at 3:13pm

    sounds like plan c is just as poor a choice as plan a was....

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    Submitted by celsierra on Aug 31, 10 at 1:19pm

    And this made it on here

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    Submitted by asinnerlikeu on Sep 2, 10 at 8:49pm

    Wow... No words to even describe how dumb that was .....

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    Submitted by ginja55 on Aug 31, 10 at 9:47pm

    It's funny cause the turtle probably thought it tasted like fish

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    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 31, 10 at 5:26pm

    So that is where the turtle went! No wonder we couldn't find him.

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    Submitted by bubbles9505 on Aug 31, 10 at 11:34pm

    not necessarily an expensive mistake, plan b is free at planned parenthood

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      Submitted by mel24 on Sep 1, 10 at 9:41pm

      if you're a minor or are on a sliding scale