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  • Submitted by Phys on Oct 20, 10 at 5:02pm

    Well as long as they don't find the dead hooker we should be fine

  • Submitted by snarkyfellow420 on Oct 20, 10 at 4:31pm

    How did I know without looking that it was Texas?

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      Submitted by NateDawg1187 on Oct 20, 10 at 11:23pm

      He was probably just trying to change the channel on the TV.

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      Submitted by dre623 on Oct 21, 10 at 12:46am

      Screw you! jk haha :D

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      Submitted by dre623 on Oct 21, 10 at 12:48am

      Screw you! jk haha :D

  • Submitted by parsons41286 on Oct 20, 10 at 6:24pm

    ...and then what happened? You've piqued my curiosity, you bastard, now finish the sentence!

    • Submitted by ULTIMATE_DOUCHE on Oct 21, 10 at 12:59am

      ALERT THE MEDIA. Someone actually spelled piqued right.

  • Submitted by mlock08 on Oct 20, 10 at 6:23pm

    Maintenance? How was a bullethole in am apartment wall and no one noticed until now? What about the people on the other side of the wall, lol...

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    Submitted by friedbunnies on Oct 21, 10 at 2:21pm

    This can not end well...

  • Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 20, 10 at 6:51pm

    You sure you didn't use it as a glory hole? Pencil penis!!!!!!

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      Submitted by the_game on Oct 22, 10 at 12:55am

      maybe it was a .50 cal 0.o

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 10 at 6:31pm

    Oh Austin.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 10 at 9:17pm

    *immature giggle* spackle...hehe

  • Submitted by niceman on Oct 20, 10 at 10:05pm

    Those crazy violent Asian bitches are hot, though.

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    Submitted by nurseB on Oct 21, 10 at 1:20am

    Fucking teasips

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    Submitted by jhmartin88 on Oct 21, 10 at 6:05am

    Leave it to someone from austin to miss their target, just like the longhorns!\n\nBoomer sooner!!!!

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    Submitted by jizzhoe on Oct 20, 10 at 11:12pm

    I'm guessing this was near the Austin area??

  • Submitted by redrocket2445 on Oct 20, 10 at 4:34pm

    God I love austin Texas, glory glory Texas and hookem horns

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 20, 10 at 5:48pm

    Dude, if you have booze and guns in the house, a can of spackle needs to be around to cover up the bullet holes. Don't know how much trouble I avoided patching 9.0-mm and .32 holes the morning after a party.

  • Submitted by MiSSCHELSEAxo on Oct 21, 10 at 9:46am

    this is in Austin where the kid shot himself in the library at UT and was randomly shooting in the streets.

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    Submitted by erinpriddy on Jun 16, 13 at 1:55pm

    This text isn't necessarily from Austin; it's central Texas. That being said, I'd wager good money it's from the eastern part of downtown.

  • Submitted by hentailover on Oct 20, 10 at 4:26pm

    Ownage!!! Ownage!!! Pwnage!!!