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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:16pm

    Why does everyone always assume it's some drunk whore - it's just as likely a guy. You ppl are dumb. And ignorant. But this sucks if it's real for the person recieving the text.

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      Submitted by bensanders on Apr 21, 11 at 4:19am

      dumb and ignorant.. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:19pm

    Should have said something. There's nothing wrong with having an STD. Doesn't mean you're a slut or anything. There is however something VERY fucking wrong with it if you don't tell the other person prior to having sex with them. People get the wrong ideas about these things because of people like that. I think it's disgusting not to tell someone until it's too damn late..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:13am

    i've had it 8 yrs, 1 outbreak my whole life. my boyfriend had a cold sore. i've never given it it to anyone and i've never neglected to tell someone whats up. having a std doesnt make you dirty. i take the time to know someone before fucking them, and if they are mature they understand. people are quick to judge others flaws but they rarely look in the mirror and confront their own issues

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:38pm

    Why would anyone think this is a good night?!?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:30pm

    I wonder who posted this: the sender or the receiver. Because frankly I don't see why either would.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:52pm

    6:31 is dead on... and the cold sores that 80% of people ages 16-45 have... those are herpes too... Give a guy or girl oral with one of those pretty blisters on your lip, and you just passed it on them, and then when you have sex, you get it back "down below"... Herpes isn't a big deal, it's just a social stigma because 50 years ago someone decided it should be blacklisted... and I know, I've lived with it for years...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:32am

    well at least now we wont have to buy the ribbed condoms

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:24am

    fail. that's lime the worst night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:06pm

    6:31 herpes will never be cool

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:58am

    819, perfect...and they would only give it to each other then...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:13pm

    really? this could as easily be a guy as a guy so stop calling everyone whores...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:48pm

    10:18 you are a fucking rude, nasty piece of shit Seriously, what gives you the right to say that about anyone I hope you end up with herpes then you'll fucking know how it feels And you know what, not many people deserve something like that but from the way you're talking right now, I say you're one of the few that would deserve it Some of you people seriously disgust me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:08pm

    There's nothin wrong with having herpes I've got herpes and I'm a regular person just sayin

    • Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 8:37am

      Do you like having herpes?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:06am

    It's rude to not share

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:06pm

    I would fucking kick their ass. That shits bot humourous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:03pm

    FUCK every last person on here who isnt mature enough to know that having herpes does not equal nasty whore. my girlfriend has herpes and i dont and i would never hold it against her because she is beautiful on the inside and out. bad things happen to good people all the time and its not fair. you people really disgust me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 7:22am

    In soviet Russia herpes has u!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:52pm

    Herpes? Hmmm must be catholic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:36pm

    "Tell me Timmy, do you like movies about gladiators?"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:56pm

    Gosh, 6:19, you really sound like you know what you're talking about. Except that you don't. At all.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:57pm

    6:19pm - you can get either strain either on the mouth, or on the genitals. Type 1 GENERALLY shows up on the mouth, and Type 2 GENERALLY shows up on the genitals, but Type 1 can be transmitted to the genitals.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:12pm

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA HERPES HAVE YOU!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 8:29pm

    haha, oh man. its not 25% of ppl, its 1 in 5 americans alone! look that shit up. most people who have it (70%) dont know it because its a virus and it can remain dormant for years. get off your high horses.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:36pm

    i'm getting this on a shirt

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      Submitted by Violetta_Alexis on Sep 22, 10 at 1:24am

      You are my hero and I am in love with you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:40pm

    9:52 go fuck yourself

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:03pm

    One night of indiscretion can mean a lifetime of genital viral outbreaks. Talk about a boner killer.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:38am

    ok so is herpes the std they call "the clap"? or is that a dif one...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 8:53pm

    5;16-- agreed; it's not always some drunk ass chick. Just as likely some guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:18pm

    People don't cheat, wrap it up, and go get checked... Just sayin'

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:38am

    gonnorhea is the clap, fool

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:38pm

    Fuck yea 626 Cholo capital of California

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:00pm

    @11:47am - i feel so sorry for you! i hope you left that cheating skank on her ass! what a whore giving it to you on purpose!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 8:19pm

    There should be a herpes dating site. Nothing says soulmate like finding someone who has it too...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:55pm

    There are two types of herpes, bacterial and viral. The latter is a big deal.

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      Submitted by belleoftheblvd on Sep 21, 10 at 10:42am

      you sure there are two types?

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        Submitted by lauraland on Mar 16, 11 at 10:40pm

        there are two types, strain 1 and strain 2 and they are both viral.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:55pm

    631 - those of us who DONT have it care. Dont want that shit and dont want to help pass it around. This also means 75% of us dont have it. You stupid std-ridden fuck

    • Submitted by yourmomlovesme on Jul 4, 10 at 5:00am

      1. you're fucking rude.\n2. 65% of all statistics are made up on the spot (just like that one), so stop posting stats about have it, or don't have it. statistics are easily manipulated and often inaccurate. so you can stop pretending to be smart now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:07am

    Give a dose to the one you love most

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:45pm

    531 has herpes. Clearly. Also, have you looked up what happens to infants born with it? Herpes is kind of a big deal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:12pm

    Actually, assclowns, I don't have herpes. I do, however, work for a sex health/family planning clinic. I see this shit regularly. And guess what? It's EVERYWHERE. So before you puff out your chest and start thinking you're so much better than people with herpes, just remember that 1 out of every 4 of you has it, and only 5% of you know it. /6.41

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:47am

    1243 - thats why us responsible human beings get tested yearly for the main std's. Sure swabs up your dick hole hurt but its better than being an irresponsible douche

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:59pm

    9:55, there is only viral herpes (though there are 2 strands)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:02pm

    3:21 ur a nerd 2:30 u asked for it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:38am

    No, actually. You failed to mention that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:31pm

    Who the hell cares about herpes? It doesn't hurt you - it's just an annoyance. And something like 25% of people have it. Get over it. /your "friendly" neighborhood sex educator

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:37am

    Agree with 9:06. OP is fuckin nasty. If you have herpes or any STD, you need to make that KNOWN to the person quick, and clear. No bullshit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:43am

    It should ba a surprise

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:04pm

    ooooooh sucks for them

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:46pm

    luckily its herps and not HIV. Herpes isnt deadly its just an annoying ass friend that doesnt wanna leave no matter how much u try. "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except herpes ." lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:59pm

    This is how to break up with someone the easy way.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:30pm

    haha 5:36 Timmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked before? Airplane!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:02pm

    Half a heart stopper

  • Submitted by lakota51 on Mar 4, 10 at 3:26pm

    Wow that's horrible this is the worst night ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:56am

    In Soviet Russia, herpes doesn't know you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:44pm

    1048 got his/her herpes sores hurt from that other op. I think thou dost protest too much

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:18pm

    now who is to say that the receiver got it from the sender there could be a story and this is just one text from it, when the sender said something and then was like yeah, didn't you know i had herpes? there is no hint that it was passed on.

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    Submitted by dfhdfhs709 on Aug 19, 10 at 2:20pm

    Wuh wuh wuh wuhhhhh (end sound effects)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:11pm

    more than likely you wouldn't have got laid if they did. And eww.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:30pm

    Wooooooooooow, Oh shit!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:43am

    12:43 you have no clue what you are talking about either. The reason doctors don't test for herpes is because unless you have an outbreak, herpes is undetectable. It can remain dormant for many years. Someone can have it and transmit it and not even know they have it. And condoms do protect you against the spread of herpes, just like they protect you against other STD's.

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    Submitted by WittyUsername on Mar 4, 12 at 2:32am

    Some people, myself included, have had herpes there entire lives. I get cold sores, which can transfer the the genital area, but I have never gone down on anyone while I had a cold sore. I'm not such a bitch that I would give someone an STD on purpose.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:54pm

    5:22...really? I have more coothe than that. And 5:30....agreed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:30pm

    5:50- What about those of us who don't sleep around, have never had unprotected sexual contact, and were lucky enough to be raped by someone with herpes. I was raped by someone specifically because I don't sleep around and he wouldn't take no for an answer. So what then?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:32am

    And tramps. Just sayin'.... PS. No means yes. Not just in soviet Russia.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:43am

    So umm obviously you ppl don't know facts. Currently, 1 out of every 4 ppl have it. 90% of ppl that do don't know they do because they'll never show symptoms. Because of this, within the next 20 years, half our population will have it. All those being bitches...well. Karmas a bitch. Condoms don't protect you so you probably already have it and just don't know. By the way...drs don't test for herpes unless you request them to. Just as FYI.

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    Submitted by no1linkinpark on Apr 27, 10 at 5:06am

    I seriously have gotten the same text, and it was from a whore

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:50pm

    In Soviet Russia Jesus saves.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:17pm

    I gave my girl herpes when she gave me a slurpee.

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    Submitted by iceglass12 on Jul 7, 10 at 3:13pm

    I hate it wen I get herpes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:05pm

    this could be friends talking to each other. doesn't always have to be about sex

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:52am

    1243- get your facts straight, tool. According to the cdc its 1 in 5 (women being 1 in 4 and men being 1 in 8). Also, hsv2 rates have been decreasing for 10yrs. Go scratch your herpes, ass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:15am

    Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

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    Submitted by bradfordlolol on Jun 30, 10 at 9:30pm

    Hahahahaha wow that sucks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:06pm

    Don't sit on the toilet at ur friends house or u will get aids too.... Just sayin'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:01am

    @12:07 girl get it from eatin' kitty. Duh. Cause al girls r bi.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:19am

    138- the clap is chlamidya. Its a bacteria so its curable with anti-biotics. Used to test it by swabbing urethra but its done with blood now, i think.Herpes is herpes, or the gift that keeps on givin

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:16pm

    ok so if they didnt know you had herpes, why would you offer up the information?

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    Submitted by FirstyWorld on Feb 12, 11 at 12:09am

    I'm gonna skip the speculation on who this is and just say: "oh shit."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:35am

    What's with the random Jew joke?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:39am

    scientific fact - only girls can transmit herpes, therefore all girls are whores --- its pretty sound logic guys

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      Submitted by yourmomlovesme on Jul 4, 10 at 5:02am

      idiot. how did the straight girl get herpes? from a guy. go back to the trailer park you uneducated child.

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      Submitted by 1991taylormade20 on Sep 23, 11 at 10:48pm

      i have a masters in microbiology and actually, you retard, anyone can transmit herpies...get your facts straight

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:42am

    You're an idiot! Men transfer it too!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:03pm

    5:06 I have them from you

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    Submitted by stfumegan on Mar 29, 11 at 11:19am

    FAIL.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 8:39pm

    Hey 5:16 you can't be dumb and ignorant at the same time STUPID fuck!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 6:25pm

    Man I hope 3:21 gets ass raped at whatever prison hes gonna end up at.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:04pm

    Typical. Some drunk whore fucks you and tells you after. Women are the devil.

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    Submitted by TheEthanONeill on Aug 27, 12 at 8:20pm

    some of you take this way to seriously and dont see the humor in it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:21am

    Dude 2:30, stfu. If you can't handle the heat get the fuck outta this application

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:31am

    I got it cause I was raped.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:35pm

    9:52 omfg that's funny lol rofl lmfao cath"LIC" Get it a cath "lic" (now your face has herpes)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:45am

    wow. that was one of the most horrible things ive ever seen ...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:42pm

    she probably was some drunk whore, and likely graduated from charter oak

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    Submitted by deef6 on Sep 19, 11 at 5:31am

    I see what you did there. You jelly?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 4:03am

    Awkkkkkk.....

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    Submitted by moonprincess144 on Nov 5, 11 at 6:23am

    Bita?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:48am

    1018 has herpes for sho!!!