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  • Submitted by dwag3 on Jan 27, 11 at 5:11pm

    It says A penis not YOUR penis

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      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 28, 11 at 12:39am

      It doesn't even specify human. I'd elephant-cock the shit out of her inbox.

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        Submitted by Zeke92 on Jan 28, 11 at 3:07pm

        This^. I love you

  • Submitted by Poop_Poop on Jan 27, 11 at 6:31pm

    Mass text... Nicely done!

  • Submitted by blargmeansno on Jan 27, 11 at 11:28pm

    It's called tryouts

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 27, 11 at 4:31pm

    this is awesomely funny

  • Submitted by Milano on Jan 28, 11 at 12:36am

    Will we be tested for any performance-enhancing drugs...

  • Submitted by marieee90 on Jan 27, 11 at 4:29pm

    Omg this is great I'm stealing this hahahaha

  • Submitted by sizzleliz88 on Jan 27, 11 at 6:30pm

    This is the best thing ever!! Just what I need to organize my FWB's for the new year.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jan 27, 11 at 8:26pm

    There is a thinking girl!

  • Submitted by funnygal09 on Jan 28, 11 at 3:17am

    Haha that's funny

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    Submitted by husket2014 on Jan 28, 11 at 2:03pm

    Wow. Nebraska people are weirder than I thought.

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      Submitted by ScorpioChef on Jan 31, 11 at 1:44am

      No, they really are that wierd.

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    Submitted by DuFF12891 on Jan 28, 11 at 2:02pm

    I LOVE YOU! CAN I APPLY AS DIFFERENT PEOPLE?!

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    Submitted by suthrncmfrt on Jan 28, 11 at 10:33am

    Love it

  • Submitted by nwa_fdurmom on Jan 28, 11 at 9:43am

    ummmm no where on there does it say that's a female...

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    Submitted by rabidfailtrain on Jan 28, 11 at 3:04pm

    If this was from Lincoln than clearly I made a huge mistake going to private school over the University of Nebraska where girls are like this, if this is in Omaha I need to say fuck school and move back. Either way I need to start partying with people who make less smart decisions.

  • Submitted by thebatman on Jan 27, 11 at 4:23pm

    collateral.

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    Submitted by arivs86 on Sep 9, 12 at 2:15am

    this is lame, if someone actually does this, you deserve to be shot

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    Submitted by doubleddanie on Feb 3, 11 at 12:30am

    this sounds so much like what i'd say...

  • Submitted by skinsss on Jan 28, 11 at 6:50pm

    Lame.

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    Submitted by monstura on Feb 1, 11 at 6:58pm

    atleast she's got her priorities straight! classy chick

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    Submitted by 3amchick on Feb 25, 12 at 8:59pm

    That's great. I might have to use that...lol.

  • Submitted by simpin1985 on Jan 27, 11 at 9:13pm

    I have a pic. For u

  • Submitted by taylor2395 on Jan 27, 11 at 4:15pm

    This sucks.

  • Submitted by simpin1985 on Jan 27, 11 at 9:13pm

    I have a pic. For u