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Hey it's Austin.

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I am not drunk enough for this conversation.

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my sisters under your porch take her home

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(254): View more from Texas

I'M GETTING MARRIED!

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YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!

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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day

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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker

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I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time

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What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?

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