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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:24pm

    Ten bucks says this guy wears Ed Hardy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:08pm

    If you want to fuck random people, why even have a girlfriend? Then you can fuck all the sluts on this page that thought this was funny, and let your girl move on to someone that's not a piece of trash.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:48pm

    i bet his gf is reading this text right now, being like hmmm that's MY area code and then remembering that her scumbag boyfriend brought a 18 pack of coors light to her place this morning. and now she is vomitting realizing that she basically licked some nasty girls vag by sucking his dick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:16pm

    You are such a fucking waste of life. Grow up and get some perspective. Plus, Coors Light? Really?

    • 50 54
      Submitted by brett_usarmy on Mar 27, 10 at 10:46am

      BITCH DONT YOU DARE HATE ON COORS LIGHT! im gonna go ahead and put 20 bucks on the probability that your a bitter fat chick that just cant get laid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:46pm

    who the fuck drinks coors light?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:37pm

    what a fucking gentleman. i hope she had herpes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:39pm

    wow. What a fucking asshole. I hope his gf leaves him. She deserves better than that worthless piece of shit.

  • 96 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:11pm

    men like you are fucking disgusting. i hope you get hit by a bus.

  • 93 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:45pm

    People cheat. It's usually easy to tell. Who cares? If you catch your man cheating, act like you don't know, go to give him head, and punch him in the sack when he least expects it. If you catch your girl cheating, act like you don't know, go to eat her out, and headbut her in the pussy when she least expects it. (I've Zidaned a girls pussy before. It feels great to do.) Make cheating fucks pay.

  • 83 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:48am

    I can't believe so many people think this is a good thing. Sometimes this site - albeit its hilariousness - really reduces my faith in humanity. And I really don't understand why people are blaming the guy's girlfriend. He cheats, so she must be doing something wrong? Yeah, right. Stop trying to justify your lousy actions, guys.

  • 78 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:07pm

    I am a guy and i think you're loser. And i hope your wife will suck some other dude's dick before she kiss you.

  • 71 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:40pm

    I hope your GF drinks all your beer and then fucks your best friend.

  • 79 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:23pm

    there are 3 p*ssies in this txt. the 2 girls and the guy who drinks coors light

  • 78 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:49pm

    Ass fuck.

  • 74 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:51pm

    To all the women who say they don't have to worry about their men cheating cause they're so ammazing, fuck you and I hope he cheats on you so you can quit being so damn smug. Guys don't cheat because of the girl they're with. They cheat because they're insecure and feel the need to prove something to themselves.

  • 72 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:13pm

    Reading this makes me lose faith in relationships. You're nasty cheating scum, frankly. Don't think the fact that you're going to end up alone and infected is something to brag about.

  • 64 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:00am

    You know some people do put a diff area code.. I would say especially if it's from an asshole like this. Fine, you're a god if you did this with two random chicks but you did it with a random and your GIRLFRIEND - who thinks you are faithful. That's fucked.

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:55pm

    Typically I applaud unabashed skanky behavior, but this is just repulsive.

  • 68 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:54pm

    What a tool, I don't know what is worse, cheating on your GF, stealing the girls beer, or drinking piss coors light. You sir suck.

  • 67 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:47pm

    Really 7:28? It looks to me like he had a simple typo. Hit the "d" key before the "e" key again. He's an ass but calling someone out on typos is just stupid. Not superior. Nice try though hun.

  • 76 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:58pm

    I hope that you have a daughter some day and she finds a man as classy as you and to be treated just like her daddy treated all the women in his life.......because men like you deserve the worst.

  • 67 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:38pm

    you're a giant d-bag!

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:47pm

    You're a pig. I hope you get Herpes.

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:38pm

    Sounds like a standup guy, lucky gf.. Not

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 9:25pm

    you're a fucking tool

  • 61 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:46am

    it really really makes me disappointed that people, mainly boys, are applauding & defending this pathetic, selfish excuse for a man - who feels the need to disrespect his girlfriend and then brag about it to his friends to justify himself as a "real man" or a "player". It's depressing that the American man defends this awful behavior.

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:21am

    I'm a guy and even I think you're a douche. Cheating on your girl doesn't make you cool bro.

  • 75 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:48pm

    because it is bad moron. cheating is a BAD thing. have you ever been cheat on? its horrible. so FUCK YOU

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:47pm

    amazing!..fuck relationships and all that fairy tale bs

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:21pm

    we're all very proud, 819.

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:41pm

    i think its funny how people are upset at this guy but the girl that "accidently" had sex with her boyfriends twin gets praised.

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:46pm

    ^ Some people are monogamous, some aren't. If its not for you find someone to have an open relationship with, how fucking hard is that?

  • 57 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:26pm

    something tells me you have frosted hair and tribal tattoos. typical douche. you probably wear ed hardy too.

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:50pm

    yeah, what a fucking douchebag he must be.... "best day ever" my ass... why do people take pride in cheating on someone they're in a relationship with? oh well... i just don't know why he takes in pride in it, rather than feeling bad about it.

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:37pm

    with the exception of it being coors light i would agree

  • 55 48
    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 10, 11 at 11:53pm

    after reading comments i just realized he did 2 different girls. OP, you fail.

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:33pm

    and again to all you men out there that think this acceptable behavior to treat women like this.....I hope that you have a daughter some day and she finds a man as classy as you and to be treated just like her daddy treated all the women in his life.......because men like you deserve the worst.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:04am

    wow honestly coors light? why don't you just drink pee?

  • 53 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:22pm

    if he caught anything he would pass it to his gf...

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:59pm

    hahahaha love my 949. my god, im a chick, but i laugh thinking there's a 80% chance i know this guy

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:54pm

    Stop it 4:53#2, not all guys are like this. Don't stop giving head because of this asshole.

  • 48 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:50pm

    I hope you get assraped by a clown, you disrespectful, reprehensible alleycat.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by LillyWasaleski on Jun 7, 10 at 8:24am

    This sounds like all the guys i date in laguna beach:(

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:53pm

    i laughed so hard at 4:38, (usa) ahhahahahahhha

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:51pm

    6:40 #3 is so obviously a man playing out a little cyber fantasy. whatever happened to being a good person and finding fellow good people? guess I'm just another hippie.... but karma is real, so homeboy better make some amends.

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:10pm

    yea this is a legit text. i know people like this

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:41pm

    I hope you get discharge and your girlfriend forces you to suck your dick

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:14pm

    i have unfortunately had to deal with guys like this. you do not diserve to have a dick.

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:54pm

    i hope his girlfriend went out and did the same and had amazing sex with a hott guy and i hope he finds out about it!

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:39am

    5:07... I think we could get along just fine. I'll bring you all the beer you want!

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:13pm

    asshole.. hopefully she's cheating on you

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:08am

    HA HA THIS IS FUNNY BUT I BELIEVE THAT IT COULD VERY WELL BE ONE OF MANY WONDERFUL REASONS IM A LESBIAN :)

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:57pm

    Wow. I didn't read the whole thread, but some people are reeeeeeally emotionally invested in nonsense ;-)

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:22pm

    6:17 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO true...you're the man

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:55pm

    all of you who praise this man/ state a win/ call him god/ etc. remember that the next time a girl posts a similar text. win goes both ways mufucka

    • 34 58
      Submitted by bananabear on Mar 26, 10 at 4:16pm

      how about nobody should get a pat on the back for promiscuous sex? just a thought. i'm all for killing double standards, but girls should pick their battles, fighting for getting equal praise for fucking around should not be one of those battles...

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:51pm

    I cannot find an insult to use on you, that doesn't demean others in that category to be associated with you.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:08am

    Wow typical orange county douche bag. You better have a open relationship with ur gf or ur an ass hole and a poor excuse of a man.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:06pm

    Only in Orange County are guys this dirty baggy. Get me outta here!

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:46pm

    YOU POS DOUCHE. YOUR GIRL DESERVES BETTER.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by east on Apr 24, 10 at 12:07am

    nice fuckin work. that's pro status.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:46am

    You're a fucking bitch.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:43am

    & this is why i don't trust guys.....boo!

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:49pm

    to all the women here who "think this is hilarious": you are clearly just trying to get attention from the loser guys who post on texts on this website. get off your (most likely fat) ass and go outside and meet REAL men. men that will respect you the way you deserve to be respected. and PLEASE, for the love of womankind, find some self-respect in the process

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:53pm

    let this be a lesson to all women..... never give head ....unless he just walked out of the shower and u know its clean

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:38pm

    you're the reason i don't trust men... i agree with 4:37.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 6:38pm

    Loser

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:56pm

    Way to represent your gender, 5:52. Seriously, don't lump the rest of us in with you. (I'm assuming by your attitude that you're a guy.)

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:28pm

    5:06- there are some men like this everywhere, not just in orange county... so no matter where you go you might have to deal with it

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:18pm

    hes not going to care what you people think....hes proud of his actions. and thats the saddest part of all.

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:16pm

    5:14 A dude cheating on his girlfriend is a lot worse than a girl flashing a smile and showing some cleavage so guys buy her drinks. I mean, that is still pretty bad if she has a boyfriend (the blow is softened if she takes half the drinks back to her boyfriend though), but conversation is innocent if it leads nowhere.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Qwyzm on Apr 29, 10 at 10:53am

    All of the people wishing herpes on this guy from the first girl seem to forget that any STD he has would have been passed on to his girlfriend during the bj..

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:33am

    another thang just too show how much of a dog damn guys are !

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:24pm

    idk whats worse, the fact that u fucked ur girl while she was pmsing or the fact that u cheated on her and didnt even get sex out of it. that story shouldve probably been kept to yourself and not used as a brag story in any way.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:43pm

    whatta fucking asshole, i hope he gets vd.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:39pm

    Win for you, fail for both girls.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:43pm

    200 it's YOUR* autograph. and i'm a girl and think this guy is epic. not to even mention the fact why would a chick give a guy head as soon as he walks in the door, wtf? and most chicks are stupid fucking whores anyways so she probably deserves it. he probably only got head cause she was fucking some dude last night too. :)

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:27pm

    GO MAN! YEAH! U-S-A! U-S-A! I salute you this fine day!

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:13pm

    Along with the 'Goodnight' 'Badnight' options thete should def be a 'You're a fuckhead' option. This guy is the definition of that.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Johnnysinz on Mar 26, 11 at 8:03pm

    Haha you win, and all these fatty mongomous douches on here lose.

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:11pm

    you disgust me. One day, you'll wake up and wonder why the 'woman of your dreams' doesn't trust you. I hope you remember this moment and then realize you FUCKED UP and live alone the rest of your life.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:46am

    you tube - smell yo dick. Funny.

    • 63 57
      Submitted by Stonergirl1 on Jan 17, 11 at 2:35am

      why you comin homeee 5 in the morn? somethin's goin on, can i smell yo dick?!

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:00pm

    ... wtf the 949 isn't that cool. irvine??? seriously? with all the asian geeks? i think not.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:53pm

    Fuck off 7:49. I find it funny when guys do this to loser ass bitches like you. I keep my men happy, they don't need to get it elsewhere. It is funny and you do deserve it. If you can't keep your men happy that's what you get.

  • 36 35
    Submitted by cdoocy23 on May 7, 11 at 12:51am

    hah. sorry. girl here and I think this is hilarious. (nope not a lesbian, fat chick, drunk, or a slut.. but thaNks for trying girls;)). it's ok.. we all found it funny.. cause it is.. if were gonna get all self righteous then none of us would be members of the drunk texts from last night website lol...\n m

  • 46 55
    Submitted by thetoothfairy on Mar 1, 10 at 12:07am

    WTF! WHAT A PIG!

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:27am

    thats fucking amazing.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:28am

    Not too good to be true. Ive done the same thing. Except for add a party with 10 naked chicks and me the night before.

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:03am

    ima gurl nd i luv cock hahahaha! ... Goddamnit, you people all sound like idiots. I'm pretty sure everyone who begins their sentence with "I'm a girl and..." is actually a chubby 12 or 13 year old boy who has never seen a real pair of breasts besides his mother's.

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:16pm

    I've never cheated on my wife and I would never treat her this way. You boys need to grow up. Oh and also, if you're having sex with someone you don't think is as smart as you, you're just showing how low you think of yourself.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:40pm

    trash trash trashhh homieee you're trash!

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:32pm

    I kinda hope your dick falls off...actually kind of a lot.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:00pm

    you're the definition of douche. hope you get AIDS :)

  • 43 50
    Submitted by flapjax on Sep 14, 10 at 1:14am

    this guys awesome. i am laughing pretty hard at the feminist cunt comments too.

  • 41 46
    Submitted by rileyd510 on Apr 7, 10 at 3:15am

    Someone tell me how this is not an awesome day

  • 59 82
    Submitted by bananabear on Mar 26, 10 at 4:12pm

    best day ever for you, certainly not for your girlfriend. so go ahead, brag about cheating we're all really proud of you. classy.

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:39pm

    BEST. DAY. EVER!!!

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:38pm

    i hope she had more than herpes.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:44am

    @july 8 2:09 so her standards include sucking his dick after he just fucked some random girl?? hahahaha stupid girls

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:02am

    6:08 Nobody cares that you lick carpet, fuck off.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:39pm

    You're my version of God.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by blows4freee on Mar 25, 10 at 4:41pm

    Man-whore

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:44pm

    8:42#1 Yeah, bitching about them is so much cooler. Douche.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:29pm

    orange county sounds like such a great place. such classy guys. not.

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:34pm

    You are such an asshole. And yeah, coors light??

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:33pm

    7:27pm#1 Wtf are you even talking about? "stupid to the point of getting away with something"? Who said anything about that? Sex can occur before you get to know someone and can be great. You're talking about making love, which has nothing to do with anything being discussed here. Cute though, I'm sure all the teenage ladies on this site will call you a "Real man" soon enough.

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:45pm

    6:40 #3, try as hard as you can to not take pride in being the shining example of a cum dumpster...

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:31pm

    You're a pathetic excuse for a man.

  • 59 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:05pm

    you discusting fucking pig i hope you rott in hell . if i knew you in person i would first i would trick you into going to my place for "sex" i would have your girlfriend waiting there for you and then i would chuck a bucket of beer on you and cover you in flour take pepper spray and kick you in the balls and then take a video and post it on you tube and show everyone and then see how cool you thought you were lol

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:36pm

    mmmm i want me a chicken sandwhich

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:37pm

    well played! thats awesome, keep the dream alive.

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:06pm

    I think this guy is lying...hes really totally inlove with his gf..but hes a fucking coward and wants to look good to his friends and lies about getting with other girls..

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:26pm

    for those of you that think this isnt true... im from the 949 as well dont doubt it for one second. i'd be disgusted, but both girls probably deserved it anyway.

    • 40 67
      Submitted by bananabear on Mar 26, 10 at 4:19pm

      ridiculous. no one ever deserves to be cheated on. (no matter what they've done; nothing justifies it). THAT, my friend, is a cop out.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:05pm

    My hero. Its your world, bro. We just live in it.

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:44pm

    Only a guy from orange county would do such a dick thing :-p

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:16pm

    (1) You gotta shower in between. That's just not hygienic. (2) Go for a nicer beer.

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:22pm

    I bet this guy is HOT

  • 58 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:34pm

    Hilarious, personally I would never text anyone that shit, too risky, but I hope he gave his gf some beer, that would make him a good guy in my books.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 2:04pm

    hell yes

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:03am

    i bet they were both fat, toothless and had the hiv. you fail.and u drink fucking pussy beer.....

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:38am

    it's all about your dick isn't it? hope you have daughters in the future you fuckwit

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:19pm

    To everyone saying this isn't possible. I fucked my girl, we had a huge fight after because she was PMSing. I pass out at my place. Get woken up the next day by another girl calling asking if I want to go out. Got wasted all day, made out, PG stuff, and just passed out in her place. Got head the next morning. So this guy's situation but with the girls flipped.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:07pm

    this story would be awesome if the girl the next day was not his girlfriend, just some random girl. doing that to your girlfriend is fucked up, but the fact that they were separated the night before might mean she was cheating on him too (hopefully).

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:02pm

    Was the mountain Blue? You rock!

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:02pm

    im a girl and i still think this is fucking awesome haha

  • 50 74
    Submitted by brett_usarmy on Mar 27, 10 at 10:49am

    so many self righteous fucks in this world. So the kid went and got some poon, then got a blow-J from his girlfriend. Its college, get over it. Not a big fucking deal.

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:55pm

    HAHAHA fucking LOVE it

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:10pm

    i hope your girlfriend reads this, scum bag.

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:36pm

    6:58pm, not all women have small brains. i got a 35 on my ACT. my boyfriend got a 19. i have a master's and am continuing for my PhD. he has a bachelor's.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:40pm

    you're amazing! keep up the good work my friend!

  • 44 63
    Submitted by steenerstoner on Jul 25, 10 at 12:03am

    How are you not more pissed off that he stole her fucking beer?\n\nFuck, what an ass. Couldn't even bring her a glass of water.

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:13am

    Good job bro.... HI FIVE!

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:37pm

    who the fuck has a deck in orange county?

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:34am

    Do y'all seriously believe in karma? Y'all can't be serious

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:39am

    nah man, dont keep a gf if you want more than just her ... not cool

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:08pm

    why do people hate so much? just spread the love. fuckers.

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:49pm

    Yeah 7:36, like the degree you have has anything at all to do with brain size.

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:47pm

    HAHAHAHA. so f-ing funny :) why does everyone care so much?

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:24pm

    5:59 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:30pm

    Why do some people think this guy is a god? if it was a girl that sent a text about having sex with a guy in a relationship, she's automatically called a slut or whore, but it's ok for a guy to do that? goes both ways i think..

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:50pm

    his gf is beyond dumb if she couldn't tell your dick was in someone just hours before that....unless you showered then nevermind as you were

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:13pm

    go you dude....fuck the haters...they are just mad because they arent doing what youre doing...

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:08am

    you're not going to think it was the BEST day ever when your gf catches some shit from your infected dick, then you go to suck her snatch and get it all over your mouth, and have to walk around with genital warts on your mouth.... fucking douche

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:03pm

    i hope you're right 8:02

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:59pm

    What if the text is sarcastic?

  • 29 35
    Submitted by hopelessromantic on Jun 11, 11 at 8:00pm

    Stay classy Orange County.

  • 36 49
    Submitted by NataSept on Oct 28, 10 at 4:05am

    you're a chode, homie. choke on cum

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:25am

    relationships are bullshit and pointless for obvious reasons. drink fuck smoke AND BE SINGLE til you die

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:10pm

    I don't drink beer often but when I do its DOS AQUIS!!

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:01am

    He's not a god by any means but that is a fucking great day. Substitute Stella for Coors and that is an all time day

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:31pm

    hahahaha wow after all the women who stand up for the other cheating skanks that appear on this website...i dont even need to finish that...agreed with 5:24, you chicks say you dont want an asshole, but good guys see girls go after the assholes instead of good guys, hence why we just dont give a flying fuck anymore and just act like raging assholes, cuz it gets the girl...and ladies, i can honestly say you brought this upon yourselves

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:14pm

    This isn't any worse than all you women going out Trolling for free drinks. Paybacks a bitch, get over it.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:02am

    Wait... Wouldn't your gf taste the other bitch on your cock...? Cheating bastard.

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:32am

    4:08 Because he's scared of being alone! All the fucking douche bags that do that shit want to fuck anything that walks but at the end of the day they still keep that one around to take care of them when their sick and make them feel important because they have NO confidence under the surface. Seriously, any woman with a man that cheats needs to understand she's being used basically as a surrogate mom!

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:22pm

    this makes me absolutely sick to my stomach.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:53pm

    you probably have aids. i feel bad for your girlfriend

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:50pm

    the epitome of why guys are terds. hope you get caught and end up alone :)

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:43pm

    I don't think this text is real....sounds too good to be true?

  • 30 39
    Submitted by MjLuvsTheKids on Mar 8, 11 at 1:48am

    Wow I can't believe how many chicks are on this app its so funny\nOh And on this text what d-bag

  • 40 59
    Submitted by HxCami10 on Jul 28, 10 at 12:57am

    Your a piece of shit dude

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:33am

    I don't know if I want to slap this guy or high five him.

  • 28 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:49pm

    i bet i know this kid

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:11pm

    remind me not to fuck anybody from orange county

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:07pm

    come on, she had to smell the pussy on his dick... the girlfriend has to know he cheats. dude is still dirty. no reason to have a girlfriend if you're just going to fuck around. so much wasted energy.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:00am

    3:38 - when you're young it pretty much is. I'd say he was a douche if it was his wife but it's only his gf...no official promises made

  • 29 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:20pm

    7:49 go shave your armpits.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:56pm

    hahaha anchor man quotes <3

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:23pm

    Seeing such wonderful representations of my gender really helps me to empathize with the likes of RuPaul. Not that I'd go that far, but I can understand the appeal.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:45pm

    I'm a girl and I think it's funny....good for you!!

  • 30 41
    Submitted by hewhoknows on Jul 23, 11 at 9:06am

    U r the luckiest mo-fo tht I have ever heard of.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by pphead on Mar 3, 10 at 1:57am

    Best day ever if you're the biggest scum bag on the face of the earth.

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:18pm

    yep... i've lost all faith in men... haha

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:39pm

    If my boyfriend showed up with Coors Light, I'd kick his ass to the curb, let alone for sleeping with a bitch who keeps that shit in stock...

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:57am

    5:24, fucking true. Holy shit, did I just read through all of that??? Eh, nice waste of half an hour.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:58pm

    I find it very funny that people fight with each other on here

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:35pm

    I hope your gf has mouth herpes and spread them to your dick. Ass

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:23pm

    coors light? are you 15?

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:50pm

    HAHAHA 4:48 you're right.....what if she reads this dude??

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:38pm

    U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:21pm

    I'm ashamed to have the same area code as you.

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:09am

    PLEASE tell me his girlfriend has read this and worked it out! ORRR... the reason she gave him head (only and immediately) was because she was distracting while her random guy snuck out of her bathroom, and, because she has "standards", she didn't want to have full sex until she'd showered the last guy off her...

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:00pm

    I'm a chick and if a guy friend told me this story I'd give him a high five and buy him better beer. lol. And I don't have to worry about my man cheating cuz I know how to keep him satisfied. =)

    • 32 71
      Submitted by bananabear on Mar 26, 10 at 4:24pm

      *currently being cheated on.

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:28pm

    6:17 its succeed...you just got told by a girl...who's the superior sex???

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:53pm

    Don't worry, karma is a bitch

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:00pm

    I'm a lesbian and I want his cock.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:21pm

    5.17 not our fault god doesn't love them? you are fucked. that's not even relevant. grow some balls.

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:15pm

    I don't hope she had herpes, then the gf would get screwed over. Literally.

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:07pm

    i think its funny...but i wouldnt want it happening to me. despite the cheating... the funniest shit is that he stole that girls beer and took it to his girl friend. hes got somewhat of a heart after all! bravo, fello, bravo. ...if my boyfriend cheats..the least he could do is bring me her beer... and maybe some of her weed. let by gones be by gones.

  • 35 53
    Submitted by hopelesslove on Aug 25, 11 at 2:41am

    God bless orange county

  • 32 47
    Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 8:27pm

    LEGEND.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by blank73 on Apr 19, 10 at 4:21am

    Fuck people like this, how do they not see how fucked up this is

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:02pm

    I'm a girl and you are my hero!

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:59am

    Wow, this guy is soooooooo cool. Wish I was him. Loser.

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:31am

    nothing to be upset, id thumbs up that shit whether girl or guy...win is win. Good Job op

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:12pm

    Seriously dude.. dump your girlfriend.

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:40pm

    6:37pm You MAJOR in fictional stories studies. WOW that's pathetic.

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:02pm

    You're a dick. Rot in hell.

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:52pm

    hahaha, you can deffinatly tell who the women are and who the men are on this.

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:43pm

    To the fullest! Sweet!

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:05pm

    We're not all like that. And thankfully not all women will allow themselves to be treated in such a disgusting manner once they're made aware of it. It's not ours to judge. But it is a sad lose-lose-lose situation in my book.

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:42pm

    2:46, ass hat. haha. oh, and karma's a bitch.

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:27pm

    youre a fucking tool

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:24pm

    women are attracted to guys like this, cause they love dbags. if women didnt love dbags, there would be many less dbags. but women want a dbag on the outside and a nice guy on the inside. doesn't happen. i used to be a nice guy, now im a dbag. women like me a lot more. dont blame the assholes, blame the bitches that spawned the assholes.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:05pm

    Sadly true, 5:02. But unless he skipped some parts of the story, he wouldn't have gotten away with it so easily.

  • 31 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:53pm

    I was just thinking the same thing, 4:50-2. Did this guy just skip mentioning the shower? Otherwise, his gf would have to have no sense of taste whatsoever for this to be legit.

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:52pm

    4:48 - could have wrapped it up

  • 36 57
    Submitted by bwww on Jul 25, 10 at 4:49am

    Cuz he's the best, around! No ones Gina ever take you down, cuz yor the best around!

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:32pm

    studies have found that oral sex can transmit HIV (the virus that causes AIDS), hepatitis B virus, herpes, genital warts, syphilis and gonorrhea.

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:42pm

    6:37 What exactly can you do, career-wise, with a religious studies degree? I've always wondered why people spend their tuition on majors that open up extremely few career options, like religion, philosophy or art history.

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:15pm

    really, 5:07? you want your boyfriend to cheat on you and bring you presents? wait until he brings you the girls thong after she wore it. how insecure are you?

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:42pm

    yeah im pretty sure this was a DREAM/THOUGHT he had rather than a text about a real occurence. dirty dirty scumbaggg!!

  • 34 54
    Submitted by fearless on Apr 5, 11 at 8:40pm

    Guys like you always end up happy ! NOT. you are a little skeeze !

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:36pm

    Legend - hope you fucked your girl in the ass

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:47am

    11:05pm Dos equis? Really?!? Tons of punk kids are jumping on that bandwagon to be cool. Sorry, you're still not interesting.

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:05pm

    fuck the vented wide mouth cans. treat yourself to a real brew like a yeungling or des equis

  • 25 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:50pm

    guys relax..hes probably young and if your not gonna marry someone why be exclusive? calm the fuck down.

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:40pm

    well im an 18 yr old high school graduate and i didnt think its so bad. life is short and sex is awesome. i have a 23 yr old bf but have blown the guy im interning for this summer wjo is married and i have some other guys do me and cum in me. feels good and my bf still hookups the best with me

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:35pm

    you're a fucking ass hole. burn in hell, you're the reason why girls turn into lesbians. you fucking dick. ... phew glad i got that out

  • 24 35
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 22, 12 at 8:12pm

    I don't know how people can do things like this and not be ridden with guilt for the rest of her lives.

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:33pm

    EEEEPPPPIIIICCC!!!!! keep up the good work son!!!!

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:24am

    949? Oh! He's from the OC. Only some cock-sockpuppet from there would steal an 18 pack of "silver bullets" and be excited about it.

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:22am

    4:44...sounds like your a major douche bag too!!!

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:16am

    To the OP, I would have left the coors light right where it was. That's deplorable. Stealing coors light?! Are you insane man! Ugh.

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:42pm

    6:13pm No, i don't want a jerk. I want a nice, decent guy. Please don't speak for women that you don't know.

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:06pm

    8:04 couldn't think of a retort for 6:17 either. Dumb bitches.

  • 26 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:53pm

    thats what im SAYING! what a dbag...he's advertising it and shes prob gonna see!

  • 26 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:52pm

    I hope for your sake they did have Herpes, then you can Lie, Deny and make counter accusations. " I didnt do anything, I didnt have Herpes till YOU gave them to me!"

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:51pm

    i hope for your gf's sake she didnt have herpes

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:19pm

    it really really makes me disappointed that people, mainly boys, are applauding & defending this pathetic, selfish excuse for a man - who feels the need to disrespect his girlfriend and then brag about it to his friends to justify himself as a "real man" or a "player". It's depressing that the American man defends this awful behavior. July 8, 2009 12:46AM american men, women, and most relationships are depressing, woman!

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:14am

    OVECHKIN IS BETTER THAN CROSBY

  • 24 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:18pm

    Why would you hope the dude catches the HIV or herpes? Clearly he'd just run around giving it to other people. Besides, his gf was probly sucking some other dude's cock before he got there and was just stoked about the free beer. Now just calm the fuck down.

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:58pm

    you're just a woman with a small brain. a brain a third the size of ours. it's science.

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:52pm

    6:17, fuck you kindly.

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:46pm

    4:41- where did you get she was his gf's twin? by the text, they knew nothing about each other. OP- fail at life and morals

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:20pm

    5:17pm God? Really? Why are you bringing up characters from fiction stories?

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:47pm

    4:45...are you biiter?

  • 29 47
    Submitted by mr_Mann on May 30, 11 at 1:13pm

    Fuck all you hating on coors!!!\nColorado koolaide is the best!!!

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 6:58pm

    U only live once

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:57pm

    I'm a girl anf im jealous of this

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:06am

    Holy shit, I think that girlfriend was ME.

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:17am

    i hope yr balls get cut off

  • 31 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:00pm

    Amazing.......Just amazing Can i have youre autograph

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:12pm

    i'm gonna have to agree with 5:59, why's everyone hating on Coors ? i didn't realize everyone who came to this site was a beer connoisseur - a cold beer is a cold beer

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:44pm

    This is a true man, and women are whores. Suck my double standard

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Broly on Jan 20, 10 at 2:15pm

    Im jealous GO DIE IN A FIRE

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:48pm

    Stop talking shit about his Coors Light, that just means the whore he was hooking up with has no taste, but it's still free beer. Haters.

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:10am

    6:58 what's wrong with you, looking back at the people i know who told me they got 20ish on their ACTs in high school they are obviously not very intelligent in normal conversation and the second you got away from activity-based time together i'd just lose my mind, do you just keep him around for the dick or something

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:08am

    coors light is my favorite!!! its what i happen to be drinking right at this moment

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:27pm

    4:44pm fuck off. not all women are whores, d-bag. i've never cheated on any guy i've dated. 5:59, coors light is NOT the cheapest beer, moron, and it tastes like shit. you want cheap? how about busch lite? or icehouse? 7:16pm, FINALLY A REAL MAN!

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:44pm

    How can people "Bad night" this? This is a great night!

  • 29 49
    Submitted by Katrinkets on Sep 14, 11 at 12:10am

    Youre an asshole.

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:43am

    shut up you dumb cunts, wahhh wahhhh what a dick wahhh wahh i hope she leaves him wahh wahh i hope he gets aids. i hope hes your boyfriend

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:34pm

    haaaaaaaaahahahahaha

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:58pm

    7:49, i second that notion.

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:45pm

    Don't blame women for you being an asshole. The idea that you were a "nice guy" and then became an asshole is insane. You're either nice or you're not. The fact of the matter is, the women you get now don't "like" assholes. They don't like anyone because they have no self-esteem. They're not with you because of you being so cool. They're with you because they don't believe they deserve anything better.

  • 29 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:31pm

    524- not true at all

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:25pm

    5:17 ive never been cheated on and im still mad...you prolly dont get laid anyways so shut up

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:30pm

    You suck at life. I wish your mom would have had a miscarriage.

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:46pm

    Biggest asshat ever.

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:28pm

    ASSHOLE! and im sorry 8:06

  • 26 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:52am

    dude yes. you are absolutely amazing

  • 27 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:04pm

    9:38, nothing 7:49 said screamed feminist to any one else, projecting much?

  • 27 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:24pm

    even if this is real, which i doubt? manwhores are passe. XD

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:48pm

    8:44...why are you so mad at 8:42...i think its funny...seriously...what 8:08 said..."where is the love?" this is ridiculous that everyone is so mad...like this is supposed to be a funny site...chill the fuck out

  • 34 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:18am

    Playa!

  • 52 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:53am

    Hahaha let's see he fucked HIS girl twice and got some dome and he's a pig? Hahahahah people are retarded. Don't you know u shud ne having a boring relationship and snuggling and cuddling 24/7 u pig!

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:32pm

    Ah yeah, everyone "cheats" monogomay is stupid.

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:45pm

    fuck yeah..free beer and sex.

  • 36 66
    Submitted by pphead on Mar 3, 10 at 1:59am

    And I hope your "gf" got fucked the night before by one of your home boys, douche.

  • 47 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:31am

    anyone who doesnt like coors light is a lesbian

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:46pm

    god among men good sir god among men! well played everyone talking shit in here are just major pussies HOWAREYOUDOING??????

  • 29 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:53pm

    Poor girl. :( How would you feel?

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:31am

    there are 3 p*ssies in this txt. the 2 girls and the guy who drinks coors light lolz and let people major in whatever they wanna major man, who cares, it has nothing to do with you...I'm majoring in FA LA LA LA LA LAAAAA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:17pm

    GO MAN! YEAH! U-S-A! U-S-A! I salute you this fine day!

  • 29 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:00pm

    ew trasshy, i'd feel bad for the gf but chances are this isn't his only dbag behavior sooo I guess you can't be surprised just chuck him and cut the fat....

  • 26 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:25pm

    We girls aren't just here to fuck with Mr. Mcdouchebag!

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:12pm

    6:07 - right after it came out of her ass... I also hope he went home with something more then the Coors... Like Syphilis, or Gonorrhea... so she can at least cure herself of your nasty diseases!

  • 26 47
    Submitted by tayledger on Jan 8, 12 at 4:15am

    Well in one day I slept with 3 girls one that night one that morning and my gf later that afternoon. So I. Ant really hate but I did change and ended up getting married and now having a baby. People can change with Gods help

  • 22 39
    Submitted by budd on Mar 19, 11 at 11:53am

    Everyone needs to calm the hell down, it's not like he was married to the bitch....

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:15pm

    Coors light? I don't even use that skank juice when I use a turkey baster to inject beer up my asshole. This cheap-ass must be from Africa or a similarly impoverished shithole.

  • 29 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:25am

    WHy is everybody so upset??? Is it a problem that he posted it? The guy is such a duche but yet his girl deserves better? Nah, she has wat she deserves, because obviously its pleasurable for her too. Its bs wen ppl go off on guys and not girls. (And Im a girl by the way)

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:42pm

    hahaha 5:24.. my evolutionary psych prof has an entire theory on this.... natural selection and all that jazz.. you should hear him go on about it

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:22pm

    5:17...it does not take having been cheated on in the past to think this guy, despite the unlikeliness of his text, is a huge asshole. and yes, i'm sure #1 on god's agenda is smiting those he "does not love" with cheating boyfriends.

  • 31 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:07am

    whys everyone ridiculing coors light?!?!? I happen to like that a hell of alot better than those other fucking light brews

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:28pm

    It's great to see a pro at work.

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:04pm

    um 7:47 that bitch should have spelled checked. mothah fuckah. you go 7:28.

  • 38 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:29pm

    5:24, i laughed so hard. this probably didn't happen though.

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:01pm

    beause 6:47, people's lives depend on what happens in debates on tfln...either way, the shit happened, most of these people are probably women who have been cheated on, life goes on...

  • 32 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:17pm

    girls are stupid they deserve to be cheated on for two reason A. eve ate the apple in eden and B. male is the superior sex. you are all sad becasue this genuine person is living the dream and you hate seeing others succede

    • 36 59
      Submitted by bananabear on Mar 26, 10 at 4:23pm

      who the hell do you think you are, jon lajoie?\n\n"women are stupid and i don't respect them. that's right i just have sex with them. show me your genitals, your genitals. show me your genitals, genitalia!"

    • 33 77
      Submitted by qwertyuio on Jun 12, 10 at 12:45am

      so u like guys?

  • 25 47
    Submitted by msjstursa on Jan 5, 12 at 3:43am

    I hope this guys did falls off what a d bag??

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:35pm

    ohh hell yeah stop bein lame, thats gotta be the best night ever. fuck tricks all day --

  • 34 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:24am

    I am 12 and what is this?

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:54am

    I'm soooooooo over this text....dislike. There should be a "like" and "dislike" option instead.......

  • 25 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:39am

    wow Lol I'm a girl && I think this is funny; hope u had fun Kidd..&& also who the fuck cares way kind of beer he got it was free! But newayy jus hope u didn't get herpes

  • 41 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:54pm

    Someone is a sexist pig.

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:54pm

    This is a dirty fucking lie. No day involving Coors Light can be the best day ever.

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:39pm

    Well played, Sir. I'm surprised it wasn't Dos Equis. You deserve it.

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:51pm

    best. 24 hours. ever.

  • 27 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:49pm

    GO MAN! YEAH! U-S-A! U-S-A! I salute you this fine day!

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:30pm

    aww cute i hope you get HIV :)

  • 29 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:08pm

    unless you skipped over taking a shower in the txt i highly doubt you got head without her noticing your junk reeked of sex

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:53pm

    This guy is the reason I don't live in Southern California anymore. D-Bag central.

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:34am

    "I'm a chick and if a guy friend told me this story I'd give him a high five and buy him better beer. lol. And I don't have to worry about my man cheating cuz I know how to keep him satisfied. =) July 2, 2009 11:00PM" ---- slut

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:02pm

    funny thing is, if youre cheating on your girlfriend that much, its a pretty safe bet that the dude shes fucking on the side left her house right before you got there. she probably kissed you with the same lips she sucked his d with. karmas a bitch =)

  • 25 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:43pm

    You are a great man and a hero to assholes like me everywhere.

  • 31 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:19pm

    lol who cares they were probably both ugly anyways

  • 26 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:02pm

    real or not real digusting men and women like this exist.

  • 40 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:41pm

    You sir deserve a medal for your heroism. Don't let let those babbling women steer u wrong. They mad it's not them ur doing it o

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:54pm

    1:39 You are a real man and please spread the word.

  • 25 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:23am

    im a girl and i think this is an AMAZING fucking night. do it again. ....ive also done this before.

  • 31 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:31pm

    10:13PM... love that.... oh the possibilities... "douchebag" "scrote" mhmm

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:56pm

    949..trashy orange county

  • 27 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:33pm

    hey 727 dont go bringing icehouse into this, thats just crazy talk. Anything cheaper than bud lite or coors lite and you shouldn't be messing around online, you should be out earning more money.

  • 30 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:15pm

    something like that deserves to be toasted with something other than coors fuckin light

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:22pm

    7:16 is an idiot. Like people have sex with people for their intellect only. Dumbass. I promise your wife is smarter than you. Which how low she thinks of herself huh?

  • 26 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:27pm

    Wow! What a great day! And why would he text his friend...then I showered, made a sandwich....And its not his fault that the girl had coors light! but hey its free! WIN!

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:39pm

    WIN!

  • 40 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:29am

    haha im a girl too and i think this is funny. wouls suck if it happened to me, but still funny haha

  • 37 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:18am

    hmmm... this is my area code, but i still have my coors light!

  • 24 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:55am

    I knew there would be one or two girls that got all worked up about this ...

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:05pm

    well someone has a dirty dick

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:27pm

    No, people don't have sex with others for their intellect only. However, the idea of sex with someone you see as stupid to the point of getting away with something is wrong. There should be a level of equity between partners. Without it, you really don't get the full range of what sex can create on all manner of levels.

  • 28 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:24pm

    6:17pm Stop bringing up fictional stories please.

  • 35 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 11:06pm

    good for you guy. sounds like a fuckin great day. and fuck all yall who think this is bad

  • 30 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:42pm

    im a girl and found this funny cuz i'm a real "guys girl" who angles for their approval by showing support for their idiocy and have low self-worth. :/

  • 28 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:40pm

    everyone that has given this negative reviews is either a hater (who wishes he was this guy) or female... potentially both

  • 43 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:07pm

    Not gunna lie, even me as a man find this kinda fucked up. Shit goes both ways.

  • 34 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:49am

    You're an ignorant bastard. That's not even funny. I hope you realize that you will never find a quality woman to spend the rest of your life with if you continue this behavior. So have a happy life fucking girls who are trash.

  • 34 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 4:23pm

    im a girl and i think this is funny..sounds like a good time especially with the coors light :)

  • 40 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:02am

    thts fucking awesome btw im a grl but idc if i was u id fucking be damn proud of myself too aha

  • 26 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:40am

    i wonder if the girlfriend will eventually read this and realize the story behind why he brought the 18 pack with him...

  • 28 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:43pm

    11 pm, your bfs over right now.. sorry

  • 34 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:43pm

    i love 8:42.....so true!

  • 26 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:53pm

    4:47pm No not bitter. Just saying.

  • 37 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:44pm

    I suppose like every other girl, I don't understand....you know this douche bag would be the one bragging about shit like this to his friends and then begging his girl to be merciful when she's leaving him. So many people give up good gf and bfs because they think cheating makes them more desirable. I suppose whatever ups your ego man.

  • 20 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:21pm

    don't hate the player... hate the game

  • 30 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:26pm

    As awful as the OP sounds, the coors light is what really does it. I didn't think anyone besides my redneck uncle actually drank that crap.

  • 31 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:12pm

    Nice Anchorman quote, 6:58. Anyhow, this guy is a dick. Ladies: if you want a man to respect you... don't fuck him. Not right away, anyhow. I never could understand why girls get drunk around horny douche-bag-guys, anyway. You'll just wind up being the butt of a joke or three and potentially the proud new owner of an STD.

  • 25 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:59pm

    why are people hating on coors light...its the best cheap beer there is...not to mention it doesnt spill cus of the vented wide mouth cans and it tells you when its cold enough to drink...wtf else do you want from beer???

  • 24 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:42pm

    6:40pm#3 is my dream woman.

  • 37 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:36pm

    faggggggggggggg

  • 28 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:25pm

    sounds like a good day to me, burn those hoes!

  • 30 70
    Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 11:32am

    Wow! This dude is a douchenozzle, and a poor representation of men everywhere. Sadly girls love assholes like this.

  • 24 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:03pm

    GO MAN! YEAH! U-S-A! U-S-A! I salute you this fine day!

  • 24 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:59pm

    GO MAN! YEAH! U-S-A! U-S-A! I salute you this fine day!

  • 25 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:27pm

    I fail to understand why guys are like this, and why it's being so heavily supported by the thread. Girls, too.

  • 31 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:17pm

    I respect the hell out of you. Everyone else on here has been cheated on so that's why there all mad. not our fault god doesn't love them.

  • 29 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:36pm

    7:28 hahah good job! i hope he reads that.

  • 22 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:57pm

    ew my area code. gross oc

  • 22 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:21pm

    hey, checkout the site "ijustwanttotellyou." its got a brand new look and over 10 pages of new submissions!

  • 25 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:44pm

    4:53 Southern California? this trash is all over the world...