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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.

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How did she break his doorknob?

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That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.

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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.

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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.

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