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We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.

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<insert overgeneralized anti-male statement>

Submitted by BurningStarIV on Mar 16, 10 at 2:16pm

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Loves you or just can't control his dick when drunk?

Submitted by priapus on Mar 16, 10 at 4:10pm

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Hahaha, False. If any guy does this he thinks your ugly and doesnt want to be in a "relationship" with someone of your caliber. Trust me, I've been that guy many times.

Submitted by Myke on Mar 17, 10 at 4:30pm

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Why is that funny? It isn't. That happens in a lot of relationships.

Submitted by agrafeman on Mar 16, 10 at 2:42pm

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That's as good as it gets. Keep the liquor shelf stocked.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 5:35pm

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Get out if it now!! Trust me it will not end good. My ex was just like that, the only problem was that he loved and fucked anyone when he was drunk. And that's why I left his stupid ass, but trust me leave his ass

Submitted by Crazyhair87 on Mar 16, 10 at 2:14pm

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- fuck yes! <3
  
  Submitted by makeitglow on Mar 16, 10 at 2:42pm
  
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- i would sometimes like to hear girl-power oriented statements that aren't littered with "fuck" and "ass" all over the place :[
  
  Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Mar 16, 10 at 10:40pm
  
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  - Or which include proper grammar.
    
    Submitted by PeachyJean on Mar 17, 10 at 2:35am
    
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A union that will last for eternity...

Submitted by hobogal on Mar 16, 10 at 1:56pm

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Jessica? U talking about me?

Submitted by janky on Mar 16, 10 at 2:00pm

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Boys- you know one bitxh had to fuck it up for the rest of us.

Submitted by ladydeedee on Mar 18, 10 at 2:01am

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Been thereee donee thattt. Sucksss:(

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 9:37pm

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Been there before

Submitted by flyracing on Mar 16, 10 at 2:22pm

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reminds me of the Friends episode, Fun Bobby!

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 16, 10 at 2:15pm

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That's me!! :O

Submitted by Deschamps on Sep 29, 11 at 8:10pm

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hahahah-... oh wait, thats not funny

Submitted by Hiphoppopodemus on Mar 16, 10 at 2:10pm

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I'm going through the exact same thing! WTF

Submitted by sgmyers on Mar 22, 10 at 12:43pm

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Men are so stable....

Submitted by swonkasaurous on Mar 16, 10 at 2:02pm

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Know how that feels.

Submitted by abcdefgHI on Mar 17, 10 at 12:46am

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Same exact situation it's scary :(

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 11:58pm

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Not even funny. Fail.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 5:38pm

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if you're dumb enough to fall for it he's smart enough to do it.

Submitted by glowxworm on Mar 19, 10 at 6:46am

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It's not called "in love" it called "in I wanna fuck and I know you'll give it to me"

Submitted by Megrathea42 on Mar 16, 10 at 7:17pm

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Louis R. Feider

Submitted by Babygirlxoxo on Nov 18, 12 at 10:55am

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Fml, I'm at that stage with like 4 different girls

Submitted by gusguy91 on Mar 16, 10 at 2:09pm

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I fucking hate that bull shit. Why does beer make guys feel like they can just lie too us right to our faces, and when their sober, awe nothing happened. Argggggggg

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 9:39am

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ugh I'm too familiar with this situation.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 3:45pm

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I agree 9:39

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 8:10pm

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Hell being drunk all the time doesn't sound so bad if it makes ya happy

Submitted by bgvlith on Mar 16, 10 at 2:29pm

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been there

Submitted by JenamoR4 on Mar 20, 10 at 2:18am

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I know how that goes.

Submitted by lolocaust on Mar 16, 10 at 2:10pm

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That situation happened to more than once back when I was single

Submitted by JocelynBoston on Mar 16, 10 at 7:03pm

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Fiiiirst. Way to go austin

Submitted by bigdirty on Mar 16, 10 at 2:33pm

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Sounds like your good at picking fucking losers. When does he beat you, drunk, or sober?

Submitted by cazzo on Mar 16, 10 at 3:31pm

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- not even remotely funny.
  
  Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Mar 16, 10 at 10:41pm
  
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hELLO;;*

Submitted by jEZZiCA_pEREZ on Mar 18, 10 at 6:32pm

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Sounds like you seem to like drunk and sober him. Perhaps you are the one with the issues.

Submitted by styx on Mar 16, 10 at 2:54pm

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- liking him while he's both sober and drunk is a bad thing ?
  
  Submitted by makeitglow on Mar 16, 10 at 3:14pm
  
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My ex did this all the time, except being drunk was normal for him so I'd think he was serious then I'd go home for break from college and try to show him how much I cared too and he would get freaked out. what an asshole.

Submitted by candyman on Mar 16, 10 at 2:34pm

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I agree 2:42

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 8:14pm

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been there, done that!! proud this one's from the ATX :)

Submitted by butterfly512 on Mar 16, 10 at 3:33pm

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omg me too!!!

Submitted by fyi on Mar 17, 10 at 4:22am

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Submitted by BurningStarIV on Mar 16, 10 at 2:16pm

Submitted by priapus on Mar 16, 10 at 4:10pm

Submitted by Myke on Mar 17, 10 at 4:30pm

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Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 5:35pm

Submitted by Crazyhair87 on Mar 16, 10 at 2:14pm

Submitted by makeitglow on Mar 16, 10 at 2:42pm

Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Mar 16, 10 at 10:40pm

Submitted by PeachyJean on Mar 17, 10 at 2:35am

Submitted by hobogal on Mar 16, 10 at 1:56pm

Submitted by janky on Mar 16, 10 at 2:00pm

Submitted by ladydeedee on Mar 18, 10 at 2:01am

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 9:37pm

Submitted by flyracing on Mar 16, 10 at 2:22pm

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 16, 10 at 2:15pm

Submitted by Deschamps on Sep 29, 11 at 8:10pm

Submitted by Hiphoppopodemus on Mar 16, 10 at 2:10pm

Submitted by sgmyers on Mar 22, 10 at 12:43pm

Submitted by swonkasaurous on Mar 16, 10 at 2:02pm

Submitted by abcdefgHI on Mar 17, 10 at 12:46am

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Submitted by glowxworm on Mar 19, 10 at 6:46am

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Submitted by Babygirlxoxo on Nov 18, 12 at 10:55am

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Submitted by lolocaust on Mar 16, 10 at 2:10pm

Submitted by JocelynBoston on Mar 16, 10 at 7:03pm

Submitted by bigdirty on Mar 16, 10 at 2:33pm

Submitted by cazzo on Mar 16, 10 at 3:31pm

Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Mar 16, 10 at 10:41pm

Submitted by jEZZiCA_pEREZ on Mar 18, 10 at 6:32pm

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