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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:14pm

    Girls. Let me break it down for you. Guys are the ones wanting to get some. You need to initiate it because as guys, we never know where girls stand. Some girls (like the OP) want to fool around. Some girls get really offended and pissed off when we try to initiate it. How the hell are we supposed to know.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:53pm

    Definition of true friendship.

  • 88 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:20pm

    OOH! OOH! Me next! Do me next!

  • 91 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:52pm

    Charles Rutherford thinks u can't steal first base but you sure can steal home!

  • 84 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:46pm

    What guy doesn't want action? What an idiot! Unless it's a fat chick!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:43pm

    Now guys, I am not funny. -Jim

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:42pm

    Now guys, this isn't funny. You shouldn't force your friend to have sex with this fellow if one of them isn't prepared. Let nature take its course. -Jim

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      Submitted by samantha17 on Apr 26, 10 at 7:30pm

      it wasnt a forcefull thing...

  • 83 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:30pm

    He's just not that into you(r fugly friend).

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:03am

    Hahaha. If your friends phone wasn't autocorrecting so nicely, this wouldve been hecka funny. What a great friend :)

  • 83 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:48pm

    Hate these intefering friends. I'll do them and they'll do me at my own, sometimes medium pace.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:41pm

    Now guys, I really enjoy taking it in the ass, but I sure do use a prophalactic. Wouldn't want to catch anything and lose my productive life of pointing out obvious things. -Jeff

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:26pm

    8:06PM - yes! hahaha i agree.

  • 77 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:05am

    I totally agree with 8:14. The world would be a better place if girls just listen to his advice.

  • 79 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:10pm

    gotta love the classy oc

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:57am

    Yeah (949) area code that is where I am from =]

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:49pm

    Just bang this chick already, even if you have to put a bag over her head.

  • 76 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:29am

    Wait wait wait is she the big fat friend the frag that if you jump on you might end up married if so run fucker run get away from that M.O.A.B. As fast as your legs can carry you.

  • 76 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:46pm

    8:14- WOW! U really DID say that!?

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:23am

    Hahaha good one :) gotta live your girlfriends :)

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:21pm

    Yes i really did. And judging by the 11-1 thumbs ratio...it appears as if i'm not alone in this reasoning.

  • 62 77
    Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Apr 21, 10 at 8:57pm

    Unless ur ugly 8:14s got it

  • 53 61
    Submitted by samantha17 on Apr 26, 10 at 7:26pm

    jim who are you b/c this text is about a jim...

  • 67 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:10am

    This is something my friend would say to me about me and my guy friend.

  • 65 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:03pm

    AHAHAHAH. this made me giggle. ps. 7.45 fails

  • 65 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 9:23am

    That's a good friend

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    Submitted by abbysteiny on Apr 27, 10 at 4:33pm

    haha i definitely sent this text!!!! :)

  • 58 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:52pm

    I wanna say this to my friend allllll the time