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  • Submitted by bushbuster on Aug 30, 12 at 10:42am

    somehow I'd imagine a blow job + retainer = painful

  • Submitted by jfizzle23 on Aug 30, 12 at 11:13am

    Why in the world would you keep a retainer in while giving head?!? Puzzling..

  • Submitted by porksword on Aug 30, 12 at 8:51pm

    Straightest teeth he ever came across.

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    Submitted by thirrteen on Aug 30, 12 at 11:25am

    How would the orthodontist know unless you told them?

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    Submitted by stuperfantastic on Aug 30, 12 at 10:16am

    So gross

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      Submitted by gabraham on Aug 30, 12 at 10:28am

      hold on to your purity ring stuper. its gonna get bumpy

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    Submitted by porksword on Aug 30, 12 at 8:50pm

    POW!!!! Right in the kisser!!!!

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    Submitted by security24 on Aug 31, 12 at 12:14pm

    It's probably a permanent one glued to the back of her teeth you idiots. When it breaks off you gotta go get it "reinstalled".

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    Submitted by stuperfantastic on Aug 30, 12 at 5:14pm

    Haha purity ring, if a saliva crusted, plaque catcher does it for ya then well I guess I am a prude

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      Submitted by gabraham on Aug 30, 12 at 5:35pm

      well yeah if you only clean it once every 6 years its gonna get gross. for Christs sake just follow the instructions they come with

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    Submitted by Jamesontheqweer on Aug 31, 12 at 7:03pm

    First of all dumb bitch why would you blame that on him, it was your terrible blowjob skills, and second of all why the fuck would you have a retainer in while sucking a dudes dick, a logical person would have taken that shit out before making out.

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    Submitted by nitro420 on Aug 30, 12 at 6:17pm

    Its your fault for wearing a retainer to give head. Braces I could understand cos you can't take em off

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    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 20, 12 at 8:32pm

    I'll go with you to the dentist

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    Submitted by Myooooo on Sep 1, 12 at 12:39pm

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but... Don't retainers have metal parts on them? I imagine that would be painful for the dude if his dick was scraping against it :(

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    Submitted by Vardar on Aug 30, 12 at 3:11pm

    Yea I thought when that thing goes in your mouth, nothing else does before you remove it. Wtf she's pretty dumb

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    Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Aug 31, 12 at 10:48pm

    you're welcome baby