Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Also, beer. Big fan.
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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