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(970): View more from Colorado

I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.

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(561): View more from Florida

We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?

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(703): View more from Virginia

Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

you said candy land and then passed out.

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ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party

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(813): View more from Florida

EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time

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