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  • Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Jan 19, 12 at 10:31am

    Just fucking TELL him.

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    Submitted by keto06 on Jan 19, 12 at 10:32am

    just drop the "wanna get out of here?"

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 19, 12 at 7:16pm

    Just give him the perfect date. Show up at his door right after clean shaving. Have a pizza in one hand and a beer in the other. Repeat to keep him around.

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    Submitted by golfonatic on Jan 19, 12 at 10:13am

    the answer is six

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 20, 12 at 5:51am

    " I wanna be on you".

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    Submitted by Leeping1 on Jan 20, 12 at 3:35am

    Clearly not very many

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    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 19, 12 at 10:56pm

    Hell, just rip those clothes off and go!

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    Submitted by D71 on Jan 19, 12 at 11:24am

    I get it, so FUCK me !

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    Submitted by ashklo on Jan 19, 12 at 5:12pm

    You need 69

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    Submitted by mad2physicist on Jan 20, 12 at 3:44am

    What makes you think the recipient is male? If it is, then your responses are valid. If not, it might take more work!

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    Submitted by Mikedog48 on Jan 19, 12 at 10:38am

    GIRL wow that sausage looks really good.\nBOY umm neither of us are having sausage.\nGIRL just give it time, it will slide so easily inside...our schedule.\nBOY I guess, I mean if you consider the fact that alm--\nGIRL I just want to fuck you.

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    Submitted by bass80hz on Sep 23, 12 at 7:52am

    Well, how bout it then?

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    Submitted by lilpebbles109 on Jan 20, 12 at 1:55am

    heard that!