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  • 44 33
    Submitted by FlashingLight on Jul 19, 11 at 11:43pm

    "honey, a ping pong table just hit our balcony."

  • 40 40
    Submitted by dan982 on Jul 19, 11 at 8:16pm

    The dollar sign goes before the amount, jackass.

  • 33 36
    Submitted by yhbuddy on Jul 19, 11 at 1:52pm

    Yeah buddy

  • 31 34
    Submitted by KennedyLD21 on Jul 20, 11 at 2:22pm

    @docsticks how did you know??

  • 35 47
    Submitted by KennedyLD21 on Jul 19, 11 at 2:56pm

    Sounds like it was a great night. Why don't my texts that I ever submit end up on this??? :(

    • 39 25
      Submitted by docsticks on Jul 19, 11 at 11:14pm

      because you touch yourself at night.

  • 28 35
    Submitted by KingKongQuishia on Jul 23, 11 at 9:16am

    Stfu @dan982. Quit being the Hilter of grammar and just enjoy, stupid mofo. 666$

  • 24 43
    Submitted by Chucklez421 on Oct 17, 11 at 8:18pm

    Gotta love a good family guy ref :)