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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:20am

    Maybe they were emptied of Bacardi...but someone filled them with water?

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      Submitted by electricworry on Feb 1, 10 at 1:33pm

      Leftover residue from the Bacardi would have killed the fish hours ago, if the temperature change didn't do it first. /nitpick

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        Submitted by thisfox on Feb 23, 14 at 5:08am

        Not difficult. When they finished drinking the bottles, they washed them out, then sank them in the fish tank. Empty bottles on the bottom of the fish tank explains everything. Including dilution and poison ratios. Especially if the fish tank was very large.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:33am

    At least it didn't end with "please come get me."

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:58pm

    Ur fish are swimming in EMPTY bottles?

  • 75 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:30am

    Niiiigggggeeerrssss don't like glitter.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:58am

    How can fish swim in an EMPTY bottle?? It's not possible.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:07am

    First and sounds like a good night

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:13am

    You all take it so seriously

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:10am

    how are they swimming..... in empty bottles.....

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      Submitted by sluts23 on Feb 1, 10 at 1:54am

      @ 110 = genius!

  • 79 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:06am

    Poor fishies!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:18pm

    Sounds like my life

  • 75 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:58am

    (913): Glitter is the herpes of art supplies.

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:30pm

    By fish, he means sperm.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:36am

    So how does one interpret the drawn out p's? How do you pronounce that? Was that supposed to sound like "heeeelp!"? I've seen a lot of this lately and am very confused by it.

  • 77 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:15am

    Suck my cock bitches!

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:08am

    What's the problem with that?

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    Submitted by bpw on Feb 1, 10 at 1:29am

    Seriously whoever's modding TFLN you need to do a better job. These aren't remotely funny anymore. Did TFLN get a new mod? If so, regret it.

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      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 1, 10 at 3:18am

      Two things. One, people have been bitching about this since about day one. It's old and boring. Two, if you don't like the texts getting through, they're letting users vote on the ones in the submission queue. There's a "Moderate!" button at the top right. Not sure how much sway those votes have, but it does weed out the real chaff.

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    Submitted by HeartMelter89 on Aug 17, 10 at 9:56pm

    How did the fish even fit through the Bicardi whole?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:04pm

    Who gives a fuck? They're just fish.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:54pm

    Sounds like a Lady Gaga party....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:35am

    Swimming in empty bottles of bicardi... WTF HOW THE HELL DO FISH SWIM IN EMPTY BOTTLES OF BICARDI. what r they trying to be a knock of ke$ha song???

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:25am

    Good night for you, not so much for the fishies... Hope the bottles were filled with water...

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:20pm

    You, sir... You have lost the game!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:43am

    Fake

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:31pm

    Lost the game and your pride is more like it...

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:48am

    Wow 10:20, really?!

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:31am

    Empty bottles, eh?

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    Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Feb 7, 10 at 4:22pm

    I was just about to say that, 1:10.

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    Submitted by carolineeee on Feb 4, 11 at 7:27pm

    Sounds like a ke$ha song to me...