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  How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?

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• im sure his foster parents will never tell him

  Submitted by funzo on Dec 17, 11 at 3:26pm

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• Don't fret, he'll never understand words that large anyway.

  Submitted by TheWingMan on Dec 17, 11 at 6:06pm

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• do you seriously think he wants to know any of the circumstances around his conception? I wouldn't, that's nasty.

  Submitted by YeahReally on Dec 17, 11 at 5:19pm

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• You don't, parent of the year!

  Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 17, 11 at 2:46pm

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• wait til his teenage years when all his teeth fall out, blame it on his father

  Submitted by Storm74 on Dec 17, 11 at 8:21pm

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• I bet it will go easier then when you have to tell him or her that there father is really your cousin

  Submitted by theoldguy on Dec 17, 11 at 4:30pm

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  • their

    Submitted by theoldguy on Dec 17, 11 at 4:31pm

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• roll tide!

  Submitted by PillowFort24 on Dec 17, 11 at 5:57pm

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• PillowFort24 - omg..... So freaking hilarious!!!!! I live in Alabama.... Most ppl I know were concieved on a barstool in a redneck sports bar. And wat did they scream when they came? Roll tide....

  Submitted by ohsofreakinbored on Dec 18, 11 at 7:01pm

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  • hahaha i'm from michigan, and we use that saying even here, but i have a friend who is obsessed with alabama and says it all the time especially when he's drunk

    Submitted by PillowFort24 on Dec 20, 11 at 3:59pm

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• don't.

  Submitted by bellamari on Dec 17, 11 at 2:45pm

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• this is the plot to that lifetime movie "my barstool baby "

  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 17, 11 at 8:15pm

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• ...you don't

  Submitted by traveller1988 on Dec 18, 11 at 2:25am

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• It's Alabama! your brother (his father) would probably explain it better…

  Submitted by EHSBaby on Dec 21, 11 at 3:06am

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