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(918): View more from Oklahoma

All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks

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(757): View more from Virginia

We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.

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(316): View more from Kansas

The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.

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(416): View more from Toronto

He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers

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(706): View more from Georgia

saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal

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(954): View more from Florida

Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.

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(214): View more from Texas

You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.

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(678): View more from Georgia

When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.

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