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  • Submitted by Smartastic on Oct 24, 10 at 5:00pm

    This is like my whole goal in life. I love shattering orgasm records and giving girls their first orgasm when they're 23 or giving a girl their first multiple.

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      Submitted by shmoog26 on Oct 24, 10 at 5:43pm

      why would anybody click thumbs down on this reply?

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        Submitted by said8ED on Oct 24, 10 at 6:57pm

        Real men don't give a f*ck. That's why.

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          Submitted by shmoog26 on Oct 24, 10 at 10:47pm

          real guys who never want to get laid

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      Submitted by Emilyjune91 on Oct 26, 10 at 10:14pm

      Uh huh. The only thing that has ever been able to give me an orgasm is my vibrator.

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        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 28, 12 at 12:42pm

        If you're thinking "there's no way this dude is gonna do it" the whole time, of course you're not going to.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 13, 12 at 9:04pm

      23? Why not 18? (inb4 "why not Zoidberg")

  • Submitted by niceman on Oct 24, 10 at 4:50pm

    Wow, that girl's daddy really looks out for his little girl!!

  • Submitted by CheezeDetector on Oct 24, 10 at 5:46pm

    Wish all responsibilites could be this exciting

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    Submitted by cmillss on Oct 24, 10 at 4:37pm

    So she can get a sexual eruption.

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    Submitted by ariel307 on Oct 24, 10 at 8:54pm

    Will you do the same to mine ;)

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    Submitted by OldYellowBricks on Oct 24, 10 at 10:11pm

    Get on it .... So to speak.

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    Submitted by Infidel on Oct 24, 10 at 10:32pm

    I love north Texas...

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    Submitted by CubanJenn on Oct 25, 10 at 12:38am

    This is a great friend!

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on Oct 25, 10 at 8:32am

    I accept this challenge. Call me.

    • 40 75
      Submitted by Emilyjune91 on Oct 26, 10 at 10:17pm

      Really? I feel like calling just to see if that number is real o_O

  • 48 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 10 at 3:37am

    Aye, aye captain

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    Submitted by johnnyk on Oct 24, 10 at 10:39pm

    How would u implode a vagina ?

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    Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Oct 24, 10 at 6:18pm

    sexy

  • Submitted by siralex on Oct 24, 10 at 9:53pm

    Hot and sexy suck my dick please

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 26, 10 at 3:03am

      If this line has ever worked for you, you should get yourself checked.