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  • Submitted by randomname on Feb 27, 10 at 10:20pm

    Consider it pay back for every female you left hanging. Who's the bitch now, bitch?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 7:36pm

    Yeahh Catholics

  • Submitted by GaryLDN on Feb 27, 10 at 7:32pm

    Hahahahaha slut with morals

  • Submitted by viceprecedent on Feb 27, 10 at 8:32pm

    I mean that sucks for you but I'm actually glad she followed what she thought she had to do. Probably should have told you in advance though.\nOr maybe she thought she could get it done in time but you're one of those guys who takes forfucking ever to come.

  • Submitted by maskedman on Feb 27, 10 at 8:22pm

    This is funny. I can't even think of something witty to say. This text probably broke my funny bone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:12pm

    You should have taken your dick out of her mouth and put it in her ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:21pm

    Hahahahaha this text is actually hilarious. Yeah Catholics and finally a good one.

  • Submitted by possiblyJesus on Feb 27, 10 at 7:49pm

    Haha who the fuck thumbs up'd this??

  • 95 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 4:06am

    she ate his dick? I wonder what utensil she used a fork or a spoon.

  • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 28, 10 at 12:33am

    Find another girl and tell her you've got something fishy for her to eat instead.

  • 88 81
    Submitted by fabolous4real on Mar 4, 10 at 11:21pm

    this bitch should be shot

  • 80 72
    Submitted by sansyyy on Mar 1, 10 at 11:04pm

    catholics are the best :)

  • 89 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 1:41am

    @1:35, she's not vegetarian, she's catholic. It's for lent

  • 87 90
    Submitted by jerseyyyxoxo on Mar 1, 10 at 4:04pm

    gotta love 732!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 2:25am

    @12:33 HAHAHAHA oh man..

  • 88 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 11:10pm

    Haahahahahhahahahahahahahaha niiicee

  • 87 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 10:15pm

    LMAO how original!

  • 88 98
    Submitted by artnerd on Feb 27, 10 at 10:48pm

    Get a fucking sense of humor OP.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 10:11pm

    So she was chewing on your dick?

  • 86 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 7:26pm

    Jahahahahahaha

  • 81 86
    Submitted by KELLIS on Feb 28, 10 at 1:46am

    Lmao, omg that shitz crazzzy

  • 83 91
    Submitted by peacebro on Feb 28, 10 at 3:10am

    Luckyy she's givin you head bro.....

  • 75 76
    Submitted by clinbri on Apr 9, 10 at 12:47pm

    You're lucky you were getting any at all douch face

  • 79 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 3:31am

    Fake BULLSHIT from the 732 Fags. You meant HE can't eat meat....

  • 79 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 1:38am

    Lmfao!

  • 85 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 11:17pm

    Best text ever :) haha fyl. (fuck your life)

  • 78 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:34pm

    Catholic.

  • 80 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 7:33pm

    Hahahaha finnaly a good one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 10:54pm

    hurrr durrrrrrrrr fuck these are getting more and more stupid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 2:30am

    Hahaha that's too funny

  • 75 88
    Submitted by Oshiauna125 on Mar 2, 10 at 7:21pm

    wouldn't happen too me

  • 70 78
    Submitted by want_some94 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:21pm

    That is what a vagina is for

  • Submitted by golightly on Feb 27, 10 at 11:39pm

    LAUGH MY MOTHER FUCKING ASS OFF

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 7:16pm

    first. and she was super cereal

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:58am

    Jew

  • 78 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:47am

    fuck you Ian best

  • 74 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:24pm

    Wow that really sucks

  • 74 95
    Submitted by Rippercore on Feb 27, 10 at 7:37pm

    Hahaha. That's hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:10am

    She didn't want to be giving you head obviously

  • 70 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:46pm

    That's hilarious!

  • 73 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:06pm

    Me bitch 

  • 63 81
    Submitted by d3zrlcx13 on Mar 20, 10 at 2:27pm

    This one is my favorite (: but it sucks for him tho.

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Nero905 on Aug 21, 11 at 6:51pm

    I loled. A lot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 5:06am

    Some Hindus can't eat meat on Fridays,

  • 57 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 2:24am

    Rofl!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 1:35am

    Damn vegatarians.

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    Submitted by mizlickzalot on Dec 7, 11 at 10:54am

    Ah, being slutty and Catholic. I miss those days...... *tear*. Screwing morals, one private school kilt at a time.