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  • Submitted by damn_gurl on Oct 16, 10 at 5:19pm


  • Submitted by Smartastic on Oct 16, 10 at 5:41pm

    sounds like a small penis

  • Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Oct 16, 10 at 6:31pm

    Pics/video or it's not true. 

  • Submitted by naughtytime on Oct 16, 10 at 9:03pm

    well there are 52 ppl who accidentally tapped bad night, have small penises or aren't flexible at all smh this is a great night!

  • Submitted by jrm261 on Oct 16, 10 at 8:13pm

    If that gem of a line didn't work, than I don't know what will!

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    Submitted by FUCKsovietRUSHA on Oct 16, 10 at 11:51pm

    @zielinski please don't turn this into a awkward website

  • Submitted by medicprn on Oct 17, 10 at 4:06am

    He who boasts the most has the smallest roach. But this is still a pretty epic thing to say!

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    Submitted by 12ozSlug on Oct 16, 10 at 9:13pm

    Texas tech keepin it classy.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 16, 10 at 7:59pm

    You two are one of the few couples that could do The Nail position. Look it up.

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    Submitted by sancho1688 on Oct 17, 10 at 10:06am

    West Texas you guys make me proud

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    Submitted by EllieBee on Oct 18, 10 at 1:45pm

    Oh Lubbock, sometimes I'm sad I live here.

  • Submitted by madi475 on Oct 16, 10 at 8:02pm

    Yay another desperate whore wanting texts from random people <3\nSorry you can't get dick shots from people you actually know girl... It must suck being ugly

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    Submitted by its118AM on Oct 17, 10 at 8:20pm

    what a fucking conceited asshole.

  • Submitted by Smartastic on Oct 17, 10 at 3:15am

    We grow big dicks here in Texas, that's what makes this believable.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Oct 17, 10 at 3:35pm

      I know some big dicks in Texas and that has nothing to do with penis size.

  • Submitted by Michguy on Oct 16, 10 at 6:14pm

    Sounds like a preg waiting to happen

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    Submitted by nailbiter on Oct 16, 10 at 4:22pm

    Bah! Posh!

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    Submitted by idrink4deez on Nov 1, 10 at 11:49am

    Lmfao that's wassup

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    Submitted by blessedbanality on Oct 17, 10 at 11:23am

    Oh my...

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    Submitted by Keefcurl on Oct 19, 10 at 5:44pm

    Go fuck yourself...actually with that level of flexibility, it might be possible...

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    Submitted by darcycheer on Oct 17, 10 at 10:20am

    I get comments like this a lot...and it usually is from guys with smaller ones than they make out!! Being flexible IS awesome in bed though! =P

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    Submitted by heykaren on Oct 17, 10 at 1:35am

    Texas tech raider rash.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 10 at 11:48pm

    Cure for cancer?

  • Submitted by bunnyx on Oct 17, 10 at 7:36am

    Three oh four 671 three three two three. \nI want pictures of your dicks ;)

  • Submitted by Atownboy on Oct 17, 10 at 12:11am

    That's my area code!:)

  • Submitted by niceman on Oct 17, 10 at 9:56am

    Big black dicks love little, flexible white chicks...and the feeling is mutual

  • Submitted by traconi on Oct 16, 10 at 4:22pm