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  • 177 68
    Submitted by damn_gurl on Oct 16, 10 at 5:19pm
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    FUCK YES!

  • 134 87
    Submitted by Smartastic on Oct 16, 10 at 5:41pm
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    sounds like a small penis

  • 96 67
    Submitted by naughtytime on Oct 16, 10 at 9:03pm
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    well there are 52 ppl who accidentally tapped bad night, have small penises or aren't flexible at all smh this is a great night!

  • 104 84
    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Oct 16, 10 at 6:31pm
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    Pics/video or it's not true. 

  • 82 71
    Submitted by jrm261 on Oct 16, 10 at 8:13pm
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    If that gem of a line didn't work, than I don't know what will!

  • 79 73
    Submitted by medicprn on Oct 17, 10 at 4:06am
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    He who boasts the most has the smallest roach. But this is still a pretty epic thing to say!

  • 73 61
    Submitted by FUCKsovietRUSHA on Oct 16, 10 at 11:51pm
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    @zielinski please don't turn this into a awkward website

  • 64 62
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 16, 10 at 7:59pm
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    You two are one of the few couples that could do The Nail position. Look it up.

  • 64 64
    Submitted by 12ozSlug on Oct 16, 10 at 9:13pm
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    Texas tech keepin it classy.

  • 49 38
    Submitted by EllieBee on Oct 18, 10 at 1:45pm
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    Oh Lubbock, sometimes I'm sad I live here.

  • 58 61
    Submitted by sancho1688 on Oct 17, 10 at 10:06am
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    West Texas you guys make me proud

  • 71 94
    Submitted by madi475 on Oct 16, 10 at 8:02pm
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    Yay another desperate whore wanting texts from random people <3\nSorry you can't get dick shots from people you actually know girl... It must suck being ugly

  • 48 52
    Submitted by its118AM on Oct 17, 10 at 8:20pm
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    what a fucking conceited asshole.

  • 65 93
    Submitted by Michguy on Oct 16, 10 at 6:14pm
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    Sounds like a preg waiting to happen

  • 53 70
    Submitted by nailbiter on Oct 16, 10 at 4:22pm
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    Bah! Posh!

  • 63 93
    Submitted by Smartastic on Oct 17, 10 at 3:15am
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    We grow big dicks here in Texas, that's what makes this believable.

    • 52 50
      Submitted by said8ED on Oct 17, 10 at 3:35pm
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      I know some big dicks in Texas and that has nothing to do with penis size.

  • 36 43
    Submitted by idrink4deez on Nov 1, 10 at 11:49am
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    Lmfao that's wassup

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Keefcurl on Oct 19, 10 at 5:44pm
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    Go fuck yourself...actually with that level of flexibility, it might be possible...

  • 42 61
    Submitted by blessedbanality on Oct 17, 10 at 11:23am
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    Oh my...

  • 49 75
    Submitted by darcycheer on Oct 17, 10 at 10:20am
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    I get comments like this a lot...and it usually is from guys with smaller ones than they make out!! Being flexible IS awesome in bed though! =P

  • 44 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 10 at 11:48pm
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    Cure for cancer?

  • 42 81
    Submitted by heykaren on Oct 17, 10 at 1:35am
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    Texas tech raider rash.

  • 37 81
    Submitted by Atownboy on Oct 17, 10 at 12:11am
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    That's my area code!:)

  • 44 108
    Submitted by bunnyx on Oct 17, 10 at 7:36am
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    Three oh four 671 three three two three. \nI want pictures of your dicks ;)

  • 38 113
    Submitted by niceman on Oct 17, 10 at 9:56am
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    Big black dicks love little, flexible white chicks...and the feeling is mutual

  • 34 142
    Submitted by traconi on Oct 16, 10 at 4:22pm
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    First